[fairy-lilith]

This is freaking AMAZING.

Honestly I’m surprised we didn’t get a nightmare like this in Kenobi.

Credit to mosquitoes_suk on Instagram

[thestomping-ground]

Have a picture of Swedish Chef and Danny Trejo destroying toxic masculinity. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

I could go for some pinterest risotto, just saying…

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[unworthythors]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014)

dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

[whatwememeintheshadows]

[slygirlboy]

cold take but we gotta reopen club penguin and webkinz and toontown and shit like rn.

[snottiesnot]

The only vampires rule everyone should know about.

FullVid

[valtsv]

[desrted-deactivated20130602]

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

[jamieleeofficial]

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

[scottsummers]

[the-bi-bilingual]

WAIT THATS ACTUALLY PORTMAN???!!!!

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[valtsv]

[dark-waves]

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

kfkfdjd

[memewhore]