[autism-squeaks]

who would win in a fight, Cavalier Conju enazo Argellian an Vilius or Jeremy Fragrance

[autism-squeaks]

rip fitzroy angursell you would’ve loved drag brunches, weed vapes, polaroids, cat cafes, posting daily fit checks on social media, winning censorship/freedom of speech lawsuits, and making hyperspecific spotify playlists for every possible emotion

[autism-squeaks]

rip cliopher mdang you would’ve loved tea subscription boxes, little free libraries, ocean themed ASMR videos, and sending wikipedia links to anyone who asks you a stupid question

[polari]

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

[polari]

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

[cryptotheism]

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[autism-squeaks]

“i am not traumatized and do not have cptsd” < guy on the verge of an anxiety attack because roommate is doing the dishes unexpectedly

[autism-squeaks]

breakfast today was half a yellow dragonfruit, a cup of coffee, and what i realized too late were bran muffins and not normal muffins #yup #imshitting

[princessaelora]

Doomed yaoi

[lilkakow]

Women's detachment of the Red Army which fought against General Denikin's volunteer army. Ukrainian SSR, Kharkov, 1919

[twyllodrus]

Brienne of Tarth & Ser Duncan the Tall – parallels

[dumbpuppyfag]

me: i mean... i guess it comes down to a need to be loved more than anything. people think bdsm is all about masochism but it's not, for me at least. i'm tired of guessing what people want from me and the consequences of guessing wrong. the pain is already there. it's always been there. i want it to stop.

daddy dom roommate: which one of you naughty puppies ate my fucking hot pockets i swear to god i wrote my name on them and everything 😈

[autism-squeaks]

first base is raw sex, second base is college years lore drop, third base is buying them wedgwood, home run is holding hands in public

[deepseasmetro]

my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

[deepseasmetro]

[cryptotheism]

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[origami-butterfly]

"My beautiful princess with a disorder" and they're referring to a man

[origami-butterfly]

WAIT, everyone reblog this with YOUR beautiful princess with a disorder

[origami-butterfly]

Someone tagged this with a male character, everyone go home

[origami-butterfly]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN, (and it was the version of the post with the above addition!!) So I'd like to clarify: