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Hospitals man

insinirate

singer in a musical: [sounds like theyre about to cry while singing]

me:

What if they had a line of transformers toys that were based off of max max vehicles!?

#I'm high off painkillers #don't mind me

e53363

he-eats-himself-deactivated2020

ME. RIGHT. NOW.

eggcup-deactivated20180129

me after i stub my toe

rabbit-antlers

ey gurl u wanna hold hands

depends are you a gamer

tatershark

yea babe i got to like level 14 on candy crush saga 😏

rabbit-antlers

😜 okay send pics

tatershark

rabbit-antlers

YOU GOOBER

celestialfinns-deactivated20260

lms if you would both kill and die for a remastered version of fallout new vegas

theycallhimcake

local punk dog tries on a sundress (and actually kinda likes it)

curryram

Artist self-esteem vs. Overly Supportive Friend

based on a convo with @nekayne

cjwritesfanfiction

@katzun me to you 😂

katzun-deactivated20180411

Aw cj❤️

planet-motherfucker

gamecubewizard

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

shittyneet

methed-up-samurai is a funny dude until you remember that he shamelessly does meth 24/7 and likely steals shit from people he knows so he can pay for his addiction.

methed-up-samurai

What kind of stupid ass shit is that to say @death-drive-128? You don’t know shit about me you young lil fuckin soft cuz you ain’t never been in a freak fight lil punk bitch ass pussy. I’ll Have you know I’ve been sitting on 30 fuckin grams since November and ain’t took more than 5 hits of it ya know nothing punkass complacent Nixon drug war cronie butthole sex child born with a Barbie doll crotch so you can’t Fuck or procreate cuz you’re a fake worthless unrealistic thinking ass bitch. Why did I suddenly cut back after smoking AT LEAST a half fuckin oz a week since 2012? Cuz it’s time to redirect my focus back to martial arts and music full gear again till whenever I get restless from repetition. I do not like that shit. Just when you think you know me. Yeah Right. I switch it up. I’ve been doing hard drugs for 22 years, but I’ve never stayed on meth, like on a daily basis for only a few years at a time each time, probably totalling somewhere between 8 to 11 years. (Even tho I’m not proud of it I will admit I went hard as Fuck staying up often for my personal limit of 15 days at a time tho lol) How about instead of saying some ignorant unprovoked calloused comment to someone and making yourself look like someone who should’ve been a fuckin jerk off instead having been born in the process? you just ask me how fuckin dope do I smoke on a regular basis like a human work some goddamned integrity, mothafuck? You need to Calm down your complacent lil dumbass face down kiddo. ya fuckin ain’t even touching the dirt grounds on my level, ya try hard but ended up an embarrassment then disregarded and cast out like garbage with your smelly ass breath due to all that half wit bullshit falling out your mouth when you make that ugly sound you call talkin.

And most of all, I AIN’T NO FUCKIN THIEF YOU LIL BITCH. ID FUCK YOU UP IF YOU SAID THAT IN PERSON. I’VE BEEN FUCKIN ROBBED AND STOLEN FROM COUNTLESS TIMES. I DO NOT FUCKIN STEAL. Now, off into the vortex your essence goes, be boring somewhere else, human.