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[clywedogels]

why do some times loads of people see my posts and then sometimes no one does

[clywedogels]

it doesn’t have an algorithm??? how does that work now i’m not sure i know what an algorithm is anymore im confused

[evil-beafip]

I can’t wait to be pregnant

[beafip]

killing myself??

[clywedogels]

you don’t want to be pregnant with my baby? 🥺🥺🥺

[beafip]

NO????

[clywedogels]

what the hell

[clywedogels]

the moment the clock struck 3am the ghost of christmas yet to come entered my room in a grey fog and pointed at my gravestone menacingly, urging me to rebuke my evil ways

[evil-beafip]

I can’t wait to be pregnant

[beafip]

killing myself??

[clywedogels]

you don’t want to be pregnant with my baby? 🥺🥺🥺

[beafip]

STOP teaching women how to read they are WRITING TUMBLR FANFICTION

[clywedogels]

first half of this tumbl IS in the bible,

second half IS NOT

[clywedogels]

thinking of committing some high level faggotry tomorrow

[clywedogels]

why do some times loads of people see my posts and then sometimes no one does

[clywedogels]

my hair didn’t fall out!!! turns out i’m incredibly competent and didn’t need you guys’ help anyway 🙄🙄

[clywedogels]

come back to tumblr

no i’m upset cause no one responded to my hair plea and now all my hairs gonna fall out and im gonna blame it on this app

[clywedogels]

I dyed my hair with red permanent hair colour 2 months ago and am planning to bleach chunky highlights this weekend. is this a very bad idea (bare in mind i’m going to do it anyway so advice is welcomed ((i’m not using a colour remover i used one before and it didn’t do anything)))

my hair right now has two slightly previously bleached sections but i’m not going to touch them i’m only bleaching hair that should only have that dye from 2 months ago in i think (possibly one more existing colour was on it before but i can’t remember)

[clywedogels]

when your girlfriends coming over but you’ve already cleaned every single room in your house, chosen what movie you’re gonna watch and got in your pjs so you’re just

[clywedogels]

I REGRET CUTTING MY HAIR IN AUGUST SO BAAAAAAAD MY HAIR WAS LITERSLLY PERFECRSBD GORGEOUS AND I HAAAAATE IT NOW AND ITS TAKING TOO LONG TO GET BACK TO THE LENGTH AND IM OGNNA KMSSSSSSSSS

[m0ss-ba11]

Opening a support group for people who’s partners play Fortnite…

Currently consists of me and Bea (；￣д￣)

[beafip]

sessions start at two acorns and a high five

[clywedogels]

maybe if you could actually get a win you wouldn’t hate it so much 🤨

[clywedogels]

IMBOUUUTTAAAA EAT THIS CHICK FILAAAAAAAIM BOUTTAEATTHISCHICKFILAAAAAAAYEAHHHHHHAHHHHHHYEAHHHAHHH

[clywedogels]

who’s this evil beafip guy…… 😏😏😏

she single? 😏😏😏

[clywedogels]

you…gay..? i see you and i think mmm pretty ladi but is pretty ladi… gay? gay for me??? gay for you.. oh yes gay for you ohhoho…

[beafip]

today is a good day to sit at my laptop and write yuri fanfiction i have decided. has anyone else read nevermore?!

[clywedogels]

so this is why you haven’t started the project yet ….