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Limp Bizkit(ten)

#traditional art #sketch #doodle #limp bizkit #I envisioned a cat hitting the nu metal 2000's pose and that's why Kitty Durst exists

akindplace

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

blasesaint

segamascott

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

tuftedpygmysquirrel

Hello.

creekfiend

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

tuftedpygmysquirrel

I can go upside down.

creekfiend

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

1bigwaterfan

hi I am your rich uncle from borneo I would like to give you one million dollars you just need to come to borneo and you can have one million dollars I already bought you your air plane ticket to borneo to meet me and get one million dollars from me in borneo

creekfiend

first send me proof that you are not a tufted pygmy squirrel

1bigwaterfan

oh very wise of you! Of cours : ) this is a picture of me your rich uncle from borneo

creekfiend

this is extremely convincing to me. I absolutely can see the family resemblance. plus also green sparkly gel pen is my favorite gel pen. I will arrive in borneo shortly

1bigwaterfan

yayyyyyyyyy

Here is my address: Barito Ulu, Sarawak. My house is a tree house it is 3002334 on tree street : ) here is a down payment my um. Siblings child. <3

creekfiend

wow that's such a believable address. i am feeling confident about this. thank you for the money upfront I can use it to buy my plane ticket

infectiouspiss

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

persbaderse

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

persbaderse

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

handweavers

i keep thinking about this post and laughing

orcboxer

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

redstonedust

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.