it's me, the tufted pygmy squirrel

[creekfiend]

I have air dripped approximately 3000 tufted pygmy squirrels abive your location. Beware

NO!!!!!!!!!

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Please feed us mosses.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[naamahdarling]

I realize we are all just earthlings and are more same than different, but I want to yell at this fuckin guy so bad.

[naamahdarling]

I would flick him off that branch the way I would flick jellybeans off my palm and toward my dad's Pomeranian.

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

[theyeasticoulddo]

@tuftedpygmysquirrel idc what they say. you are my favorite squirrel. <3

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

This time I am upside-down in a different way.

[creekfiend]

I noticed you reblogged from the tufted pygmy squirrel and I just wanted to let you know that it's a really problematic squirrel. Please stay safe from this squirrel.

PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE FELT VICTIMIZED BY THE TUFTED PYGMY SQUIRREL

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

This is how I eat.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that people are enjoying the post with the truncated squirrel blog taunting me

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I am a normal shape for me.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Here I am eating some delicious moss.

[creekfiend]

ok that one is pretty cute im ngl

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Thank you! Here's another angle on my climbing skills and eartufts.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Here I am eating some delicious moss.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.