Nonsense.

Mix three parts clumsy with two parts comedic timing, stir in the majestic tunes of Mr. Bruce Springsteen, poured over a disbelief in the existence of Giraffes; Top with a dollop of freckles.

[cmedsker]

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

[drinktilyouredead]

heres a fun throwback

[eroticlizardfiction]

I truly hate what this post has become

[shianu]

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

[subtubitles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[murdershegoat]

i’m having a breakdown i’m having a fully fledged breakdown over this information

[inserqent]

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[mega-otaku]

I don’t know who needs this but you’re welcome

[marvelouslimelight]

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

[keitho2314]

I AGREEE!

[whosaidnotbeingevilisgood-deact]

Just reblogging this to save my future life.

[whatisadecentusername]

Oh this is so neat ty

[lewdmangabey]

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

[failfemme]

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

[zeroenthusiasm]

[visit-beautiful]

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

This is me dissociating 😂

[fuocogo]

I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so I’ll reblog

[lady-valtieri]

How. How do you describe this type of humour. You can’t. Historians will marvel. Why.

[bidoctor]

The witches are coming.

[hakuteeth]

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

[hakuteeth]

Things that actually work if u try at them:

Drinking water

No longer making self deprecating jokes

Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather

Lighting candles

Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack

Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[cmedsker]

Holy. Shut. Up.

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

This show needs more recognition for its brilliant writing. 

[reinerist]

But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty, today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my mom died. ” And she immediately burst into tears. So, now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of people forming behind me, who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine. I mean, it’s not fine, but, you know, it’s fine.