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So basically I'm 20 and like Steven Universe I have no idea how long my hiatus from tumblr is gonna be could be 2 days could be 2 years who tf knows

[abstractmouse]

Well, I finished the whole set. I don’t think I’ve ever completed a project this big before, so I’m proud of myself. :) Make sure you click for non pixely versions because tumblr i guess

[malengilblog]

there you are

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

[grandmapuncher]

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

[dustyhobo]

hmmm

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

Ten year old virgins?

[birthdaycakesforanimals]

‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’

[godlessliberalacademic]

with other eight year olds

[cosmicspacezombie]

I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…

But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.

[infochores]

dude i bet they fucken FOUGHT  for the privilege of putting that hat on that dragon

[catchymemes]

/an/ is pure

[yimmypee]

I learned that one of my relatives was directly responsible for spreading christianity to korea. Sorry about that. But, at least he wasn't caothlic!

you seem nice but this is for the 12 years of my childhood that my gay ass spent attending church 3 days a week. perish bitch

[yimmypee]

anon turn your fucking location on. i just want to talk.

[yimmypee]

THIS GUY JUST SENT ME FUCKING $30 SDJKFSK;LDFJSDL;FJSDLFJSKLDFVJSVNDS;LKVJDLKFGVJDLKGMNFDKLGJDLKFG REPARATIONS FOR EVANGELISM D,SFJSKLDFKSLDFNSJKDFGKJSG

[yimmypee]

no white ally will ever top this level of solidarity

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

‘comedy has to be offensive to be funny’

in 1999 homer j simpson wanted to be more respected so he changed his name to ‘max power’ after seeing it as a setting on a hairdryer. he went on to become almost-famous. 18 years later, just seeing the words ‘max power’ on my own hairdyer makes me laugh

maybe you just need to write better jokes rather than resorting to shock humour

[sixpenceee]

Guy was expecting a fish but got something totally unwanted (an alligator).

[brittinwanderlustland]

Terrifying omg

[bluecraft5000]

OH YES JIMMY, KEEP ER STEADY, WE GOT A BIG ONE-

OH SHIT JIMMY START THE MOTOR DRIVE JUST FUCKING DRIVE

[nnovocainn]

Florida living

[shaggyrogers]

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) directed by Taika Waititi

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[lladill-deactivated20191111]

Straight women: all the hot guys are always gay

Me, a gay man:

[redcubflorida]

[make--it--gayer]

[ithelpstodream]

[iguanamouth]

look at this photo of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

look at these other photos of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

ｌｏｏｋ  ａｔ  ｔｈｉｓ  Ｆｉｎａｌ  Ｐｈｏｔｏ  ｏｆ  ｍｙ  ｓｔｅｐｄａｄ

[dentedhelm]

HIGH QUALITY RARE POST REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[maliciousindungeon]

Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

[maliciousindungeon]

This is by far my most successful post on tumblr and I am really fucking glad because my main man Boris deserves to be recognized for his work. Even if its mostly getting passed around in the form of memes about cheese.