I Am A 90's Bitch

Leslie, 23, This blog contains: Klaine, Sherlock, Johnlock, Game of Thrones, DareDevil, The Flash, The 100, and How To Get Away With Murder, and other random things. So you are warned!

[sobeitjayt]

College: Um you owe us money

Me:

[doublevampiremoon]

[professortennant]

These characters are gorgeous, you know why? Because they’re, essentially, the same boy on opposite sides of the track. 

They’re both forced into impossible situations. Draco is forced into Lord Voldemort’s inner circle by his father’s actions and is being pushed and threatened to do things he’d rather not. Harry is forced into a confrontation and destiny he doesn’t want by a prophecy and Voldemort’s actions.

Both are deeply passionate and defensive of their Hogwarts house. Arguably, they both embody the core values of each house. Draco is incredibly sly and cunning and ambitious, desperate to get what he wants. Harry is desperately brave and reckless and courageous. They’re both leaders of their house and even play the same position on their Quidditch teams.

Both boys are famous and influential. Draco has his family’s name and his family’s wealth. Harry has his fame and reputation.

Both boys are used in the war. Harry is used by Dumbledore, prepared and trained to fight Voldemort, manipulated (to a certain degree) into some of his choices. Draco is used by Voldemort to kill Dumbledore, possibly expose Severus as a spy, etc. 

There are differences, of course, but, these are, essentially, the same fucking character split into two and pitted against each other—light and dark explored. Bless you JKR. 

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!!!!!

[ziegayler]

me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

[papertaylor]

S1:E5 Camp Rules

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[bitchycode]

weed is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? me neither, pass da blunt

[harrypottersonicobama]

the only topping that doesn’t have a place on my pizza is your bad attitude

[deadpan-searcher]

[randomsplashes]

this is 100% true adsadjfalds i feel so attacked rn (x)

[melancholy-introvert]

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

[sopranokirstin]

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

[z-nogyrop]

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

[saffalilac]

monkey brain: this hurts my mouth. i shouldn’t eat this.

human brain: G H O S T P E P P E R

[kakkipupu]

I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money

[versrights-deactivated20180511]

would it be illegal if we started abbreviating classical literature as clit?

[writterings]

sometimes i forget how straight people won’t jump at the chance to watch a show with gay rep in it. i literally said to my straight friend today “oh you should watch this show, it has lesbians in it” and she stared at me for a good few minutes in confusion before asking “uh?? okay??? but what’s the plot”

[ninjaikke]

#straight privilege#is asking ‘whats the plot’ instead of ‘do they die’

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]