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[cmpsteel]

I live with my girlfriend, I don’t have a job, I fuck everything up, boy do I love life :)))))

[cmpsteel]

me, in tears: please, please just stop making typos, it's not that hard i promise

my fingers: fcukc yoY

[machopiearchive]

My girl

[comradesaucegay]

“Larsen explains that a friend of him lost his cell phone into the toilet while using it. The two men quickly agreed that only Larsen was slim enough to have a chance to climb into the tank. Seconds later he was standing at the bottom of the tank, with feces up to his thighs.” [x]

honestly my friends need to step up and get on larsen’s level

[abe-vigoda]

[yayponies]

It’s a time-honored tradition at Navy homecomings – one lucky sailor is chosen to be first off the ship for the long-awaited kiss with a loved one. Today, for the first time, the happily reunited couple was gay.

The dock landing ship Oak Hill has been gone for nearly three months, training with military allies in Central America.

As the homecoming drew near, the crew and ship’s family readiness group sold $1 raffle tickets for the first kiss. Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta bought 50 - which is actually fewer than many people buy, she said, so she was surprised Monday to find out she’d won.

Her girlfriend of two years, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell, was waiting when she crossed the brow.

They kissed. The crowd cheered. And with that, another vestige of the policy that forced gays to serve in secrecy vanished.

By Corinne Reilly The Virginian-Pilot © December 21, 2011

[r3333f]

headphones: in world: off dick: out

[starrygengar]

harambe: remembered

[onlytwitterpics]

[pomeranian2]

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[writing-prompt-s]

Futuristic humanity resides underground, with no one having been to the surface in thousands of years. Recently, large tremors have been detected that originate near the surface. A team is sent up to investigate.

[angelhonie]

[princesslime-blog1]

it’s slime time

[cmpsteel]

tumblr shower thoughts: articulated, calculated, humorously existential, observational

real shower thoughts: BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP FUCK I ALMOST SLIPPED THE PARAMEDICS WOULD HAVE FOUND ME NAKED I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I WORK REALLY HARD FUCK AM I REALLY OUT OF SHAMPOO ALREADY

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

[michaelsfassbender]

[shuseph]

this is so fucking funny did he ever reply

[ororosmunroe]

update:

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[thatsthat24]

Me and Jay Harper are Dropping a New Single… 🎵

[bitterbumblebee]

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