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I'm sorry about the shitposts.

[stalwolf]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

[chemxz]

happy birthday russ!!!!

[funtergeist]

congrats on the divorce

[burbujita-arts]

Skeksis as Faygo Flavors

skekSo: Grape

skekUng: Raspberry Blueberry

skekSil: Redpop

skekZok: Tonic

skekVar: Root Beer

skekNa: Black Cherry

skekSa: Jazmin Bluesberry

skekMal: Cola

skekOk: Key Lime Pie

skekTek: Moon Mist Blue

skekLi: Orange

skekLach: Ginger Ale

skekAyuk: Fruit Punch

skekEkt: Cotton Candy

skekShod: Ohana Kiwi Strawberry

skekGra: Vanilla Creme Soda

skekHak: Firework

skekYi: Moon Mist

[fleurdulys]

Female Knight - Vardges Surenyants

1909

[puppyseedmuffins]

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[luckystar67]

Absolutely divine crystal horse i found thrifting today 🎠<3

[whimsicalcharmbox]

[scientistman]

[princesskuragina]

(guy who heard that she needs to romanticize her life but got it confused with eroticize): migraine light sensitivity is just another type of sensation play when you think about it

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[were--ralph]

jfk didn't really die that's just his party trick

[were--ralph]

jfk means just fucking kidding

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever