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Goatface: A Comedy Special

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I’m so tired

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Sis saw the opportunity and NAILED it. I am Proud.

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this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

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Now I really need a full movie exactly like this

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This is why horror movies don’t have gay characters

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SLPT: Make housing prices affordable again

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And no one could ever top little Tyler’s birthday party.

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I’m gagging

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She is a true beauty

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To be fair, Prince Charming might be like 14.

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You’re highness your despicable

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Heya! I’ll be drawing up a guest card for Lunarbaboon’s new board game, Parenting Is Easy! As an avid lover of books, board games, and blue Anxiety Troll-themed plushes, I’m stoked.

Check out the Kickstarter: https://kck.st/2E0FWLl

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This company doesn’t stand for that kind of negativity

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look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

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Lol yes

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If you’ve been swamped lately with endless hours of work and school and maintaining relationships, I want you to try and take an hour for yourself today or tomorrow. Go somewhere quiet and just breathe. Take a nap, have some coffee read a book, watch a show. Do something that you wanna do.

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LPT: Wanna look taller?

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Movie buddy! A story submitted by Briar - thanks!

My two Deep Dark Fears books are available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here!