Basically the PPG x RRB ships imho:
Expectation: Smooth, intelligent bad boy seduces sweet, innocent straight A student. Lots of leering smirks and blushing cheeks. Sexy and rebellious, full of drama. Your fave if you're into smut.
Reality: Two closet dweebs battle it out to see who can be the most neurotic. Overthinking, overcomplicating, over-the-(h)edge. Somebody's gonna pop a blood vessel, and their name is probably Brick. The drama part was right, though, but don't worry. They'll figure it out. Maybe. Your fave if you're into pain.
Expectation: The background couple in every Reds/Greens fic. Your fave if you've only seen the cartoon.
Reality: I dunno who told everyone Brick was the smooth-talking ladies' man, but it's always been Boomer. Yeah, Brick's got the girls lining up, but Boomer's the one that actually dates 'em. Come watch the fun-loving commitment-phobe get bowled over by the deceptively sweet bullshit detector. Probably the closest to an actual rom-com couple. Your fave if you're into healthy relationship dynamics.
Expectation: Drugs, sex, rock and roll. Those memes about being the Harley Quinn to someone's Joker come to life. Your fave if you're into MySpace cringe.
Reality: Video games and burping contests. Come see the best buds who definitely, absolutely don't like each other like that, nope, no way, not even a little. Somebody needs to tell these kids friends don't cuddle while watching The Bride of Chucky, and it ain't gonna be me. Your fave if you're into high-fiving while making out.
In conclusion, I love these idiots like they were my own lab accidents. :)
(And, if you were curious, I'm into pain. I just don't know any better.)
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