ᴬᴾ ╳ classified

independent, semi-selective, very low activity bb-8 written by haley est. dec. 24, 2015 rebooted dec. 19, 2019

[nightofthecreeps]

Mini Rey and Mini Kylo Meet the Cast

[satyriconmp3]

[lore-54352452524-deactivated201]

the empire has been getting real creative with its propaganda lately

[cneofakind]

   bavwrrpwiip    << i did nothing. >>

the tones may have been completely convincing if it weren’t for the column of flame behind the droid.

            [ &. @solerey | sc ]

[cneofakind]

new places with new people are always stressful for bb-8. after all, there’s no telling how they may react to a resistance droid. it’s for this reason that the little astromech usually prefers to hide until they can get a read on those around them, but this time they didn’t find a spot quite fast enough.

            [ &. @jiangswanyin​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

they exit the x-wing slowly, scanning their surroundings and emitting hesitant tones as they descend.

   vawoo bwipwrrbleepzwip    << do you actually know where we’re going? >>

            [ &. @gotcompany​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

   vweebwup woo    << are you down here? >>

they stay balanced on the first stair, not wanting to take the time to essentially hop down them until lina at least has a chance to answer.

            [ &. @sliveredsoulx​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

they make sure they’re as hidden behind rey as possible before any explanation is offered.

   wiip bleepzwrrpwoop vweeepwoobwrr    << a new recruit may be angry with me. it’s not my fault. >>

            [ &. @scavengered​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

there are many things bb-8 has learned to better handle since they first became a part of the resistance. if the sudden shriek they emit as they go flying is any indication, explosions are not one of those things.

they take a moment to reconnect their head to their body before their optic starts scanning the now decimated area for their friend.

            [ &. @turnedjedi​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

for a droid as small as bb-8, doing something as simple as getting the attention of a friend can  ( occasionally )  be a challenge. fortunately they aren’t above head-butting rey until she notices them.

            [ &. @classifiedxrey​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

the little astromech comes racing into the room, only barely managing to come to a stop before they crash into their friend as startled tones escape them.

   bwrrwee bablip    << there is something in the hangar .>>

            [ &. @noone-rey​ | sc ]

[cneofakind]

also just kinda an fyi for people who have written with me before but i’ve decided to start using they/them pronouns for bb-8

[evilsbitch]

two word starters

[bountychild]

evilsbitch‌:

“ please don’t ”

“ i’m sorry ”

“ trust me ”

“ fuck off ”

“ i tried ”

“ i know ”

“ don’t run ”

“ go away ”

“ it’s hard ”

“ don’t cry ”

“ we can’t ”

“ calm down ”

“ i’m scared ”

“ run away ”

“ don’t look ”

“ i promise ”

“ try harder ”

“ believe me ”

“ don’t move ”

“ you’re mean ”

“ i’m cold ”

“ let me ”

“ come here ”

“ shut up ”

“ you’re okay ” 

“ wake up ! “

“ you’re on “

“ you’re sick “

“ what happened ? “

“ stop it “

[cneofakind]

like for a small (probably only a one or two liner) starter

[cneofakind]

like for a small (probably only a one or two liner) starter

[casfree]

So in episode one, R2 tells C3PO that he’s naked because his parts are showing.

And when 3PO is complete, he has wires and things showing at his midriff.

Conclusion: C3PO wears a crop top.

[cneofakind]

it’s a good - no, it’s an okay plan. and more importantly, poe is counting on her success. or at least that’s what bb-8 keeps telling herself so she’ll stay still and continue pretending that she’s been reprogrammed instead or rolling off to the nearest hiding spot.

            [ &. @hux-capacitor | sc ]

[zif-dragons]

i used to be soo much more nervous about writing bios and backstories but now im just like