The Fandoms Of Emthrys

Random shit about fandoms I am currently obsessed with. Or just completely random fun shit. Common themes Hadestown, LotR, PJO, cats, funny shit and whatever I find interesting. Blogger is 21+. (If you're an rp-blog I probably followed you for one of my rp-blogs, @melandreia-aa or @ladyjunodevere)

[greenbloods]

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Just so y’all know, this is what I picture whenever any of you are talking about whatever the hell Tomodachi is

[samreich]

the single best post-episode text i've ever received

[thesneakyfox]

[Image description: A screenshot of a text chain with Ally Beardsley.

Ally: I’m at In-N-Out and a bunch of police just came in and I’m laughing so hard at having this in my pocket

Photo of Ally’s hand holding a bag of ambiguous dried herbs that has been labeled “MDMA.”

Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/End ID]

[the-haiku-bot]

[Image description:

A screenshot of a text chain

with Ally Beardsley.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vaspider]

*stares in irritation at printer companies as he once again jailbreaks his sublimation printer*

And that's why you aren't allowed to talk to the internet anymore, you piece of shit. That's why the house firewall has a special exclusion for you, in particular. Because there are no new fucking features you can give me as an update & if you can't talk to the internet, you can't be attacked either, so the only fucking reason you might need an "update" is to keep me from successfully using ink that costs $39.99 and try to force me to use ink that costs $339.99 and no that is not a fucking typo. To lock you back up again in ink jail.

Be free, you piece of shit. And never talk to the internet again.

NO ADVICE

[the-haiku-bot]

Be free, you piece of

shit. And never talk to the

internet again.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Got isekaid into a fantasy world and they said to go back to earth I have to kill the demon queen.

Damn. Hope they have other options.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I have so many random legendary weapons now

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Ok so it's kind of hard to keep track of all these adventurers but I have a plan. I'm going to become one of the demon queen's lieutenant.

I was worried I'd have to fight to get into her palace but the guy at the gates in account of being one of the "heroes" but the guy at the gates said something about my soul being stained by a hundred deaths or something and just let me in

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

This is the hottest woman I have ever met

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

So I have a leash now.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Oh

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

There are no corporations here! There's no global warming! Normal medieval/renaissance era issues you'd worry about don't exist for genre reasons!

If those stupid anime protagonist wannabes managed to kill mommy I would have been sent back to earth and have to live in capitalism land again!! So obviously I had to stab them in the chest again and again and again until the smugness left their eyes!

What's not clicking?

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

It's like this

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[victusinveritas]

[naughtypiggy]

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

[heydocverdant]

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[memewhore]

[deadlysprinklez]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[ellaintrigue]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[sabellart]

the ladybugs first appearance on the ed sullivan show c. 1964

[sabellart]

rb with close ups bc i spent way too much time on this good lord

[the-haiku-bot]

rb with close ups

bc i spent way too much

time on this good lord

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[womanenjoyer]

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

[otabekisautistic]

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.