i'm too cute to be a snack!

SALLY WILCOX 7teen, sarcastic, funny, brave "don't eat me! i'm too cute to be a snack!" "you'll know when i'm joking. i have a highly developed sense of humor."

[imthemonstcr]

running away from the grocery store from which she’d just stolen food items had been tough, but after multiple uses of her powers, eleven had made it. she was running, blood dripping from her nose and veins blackening under her eyes, when she ran into someone, grunting and stumbling back. she just stared at them, her eyes barely opened, as she tried to not pass out then and there.

[cntrlsally]

sally looked at the girl when she felt the collision, her brows immediately furrowing in worry. “hey --- are you alright? you feeling okay?”

[cntrlsally]

ofcoldiiism:

“No need to be bitter about it”

“that was actually sarcasm, not bitterness.”

[scxrpiix-blog]

“oh, FUCKING hell.” mary exclaimed loudly, arms dropping to both of her sides. “which of you dumbfucks did it ?? who was S T U P I D enough ??” she spat her furiousities loudly all around her ( not quite sure who to aim it at just yet ). glowing red eyes shifted almost a thousand times. “i’m gonna rip out ya’ throat && feed it to the dogs.” STILL, no response. she huffed softly, — finally deciding to change her approach. “come out, come out wherever you are..” she sing-sang into the alley. “mary’s gonna find ya’.”

[cntrlsally]

“what the hell are you doing? did you just escape from the nuthouse?”

[bcrgman]

         “wha– get off of me!” the blonde shouted, quickly shoving the handsy male into a nearby trash can. cher’s disgust was evident in her face as she released a frustrated groan. “ugh, as if!”

[cntrlsally]

“wow, someone thinks he’s entitled to molest unsuspecting girls.”

[cntrlsally]

ofgryffindor:

“I’ve heard about them, I just never met one”

“i’m not a vampire anymore. my friend killed the head vampire, so all of us that were turned that hadn’t completed transformation were returned to our original state.”

[cntrlsally]

ahbrilliant:

“my pride may have taken a few hits there, if I’m being completely honest, but physically, no.”

“bummer. would’ve been funny as shit.”

[cntrlsally]

parkourmaster:

“you should never admit that, it’s like the first rule of being a hero- you don’t admit to being stupid.”

“there’s nothing wrong with admitting that you have weaknesses. a true hero admits and accepts his or her flaws because as the dreadful hannah montana once stated, ‘nobody’s perfect’. even heroes.”

[cntrlsally]

ofgryffindor:

“Vampire you say?”

“yeah. you know. fangs, drinking blood, no reflection. the works.”

[cntrlsally]

ofcoldiiism:

“Yes, you are. But at the moment, you can’t do anything about it, you are stuck here”

“yeah, i realize that, captain obvious.”

[dividedwefallhq-deactivated2018]

Ezio had been uncharacteristically on edge as of late. At first, he was relieved that he didn’t have to deal with the Templars/Borgias anymore. But, weeks passed and he began to worry. What if they were here? What if they were just biding their time and waiting for the perfect moment?

The thoughts gnawed at him for days, the worry and fear just building up until he would just snap. “Leave me alone!” He yelled at a passerby who just happened to be walking by at the wrong moment. His hood was up and his hidden blade was out. “Ti ucciderò, templare!”

[cntrlsally]

“what did you just call me?”

[ahbrilliant-blog]

“i’d tell you a chemistry joke, but i know i wouldn’t get a response… er, actually… that’s… that didn’t make any sense, did it? not sure where i messed up on that one, if i’m being honest… oh! okay, hold on, i think i’ve got it now. alright, i’d tell you a chemistry joke, but i know i wouldn’t get a reply… no, no. that’s not it either… wait! aagh, obviously! it should’ve been ‘reaction’! like a chemical reaction’. that wasn’t…  that wasn’t how that joke was supposed  to go, yeah.”

[cntrlsally]

“sure hope you didn’t hurt yourself thinking that hard.”

[cntrlsally]

ofgryffindor:

“I need to find anyhing to go back as well, but it seems a bit hard now”

“anything is possible. if i can beat a fatal disease and survive being turned into a vampire, i can find a way to get back through the dimensional seam.”

[cntrlsally]

witchyrxse:

“Still.”

“are we done here?”

[cntrlsally]

princecfmonsters:

“Nice to meet you, Sally and it must be pretty great to not really have to worry about being wrong.”

“it’s pretty convenient i guess.”

[cntrlsally]

parkourmaster:

“okay, so maybe other superheroes are stupid but that’s because they aren’t vav and i. we know what we’re doing, we’ve saved the city and multiple citizens. we’re awesome.”

“i save my town and people all the time. that doesn’t mean i don’t have stupid moments.”

[cntrlsally]

ofcoldiiism:

“You and me both but we really need to not get impatience, that can be worse”

“i’m definitely in the wrong place then. i have no patience.”

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