va te faire voir.

twenty-five years on this planet. I'm funny, sometimes, & I like to eat.

[poshtae]

BLUE HAIRED ANGEL 😩 ©BECAUSE OF V

[makeuphall]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cruisinwithjah]

i love everything about this

[its-films-squid]

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

[wizardshark]

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off

[hodlmyvodka]

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

[officialtomselleck-deactivated2]

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

[small-funny]

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

[tyleroakley]

(via “Surprising Viewers with Gifts for the Holidays”)

[yes-i-listen-to-girl-in-red]

The only gift I needed was this video tbh

[bees-are-coming-blog]

Cuuuuuute

[baron-o-spirals-deactivated2019]

Today is the day

[100493503004422]

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[grace--upon--grace]

Polly @polly_loves

[glazecake]

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[tankaramo]

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

[nest-deactivated20181209]

there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face

[magedoc]

Chaotic Neutral

[cozyqueen]

[choiceoflastwords-deactivated20]

I’m so happy this is back on my dash

[cake-warrior]

Always

[thelittlestotter]

This has changed my life.

[pervocracy]

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

[cameoappearance]

Solution: Don’t have knees.

[slytherinnpride]

[2lone]

Idc who I lose anymore I choose me I got shit to do.