whomstve

Memes, Magikarp, and MtG 25, LA, he/him/his Where to find me off tumblr ~posts mostly from queue FYI~ Takes frequent random hiatuses

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In high school, I was haunted by John Candy, like constantly. I had to look up John Candy, had no idea who he was!

[loopygifz]

Jump rope, on a grand scale. Via Gif-Finder.com

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imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

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WHAT IS THIS

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Fuck you, Bonnie

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “The more things change”

[ground-zoro]

That is both very funny, and very scary 

[thepigeongazette]

I been spidermannin so hard for him he don’t even know

[ovur]

Feminism

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[madeleinejubileesaito]

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[madeleinejubileesaito]

Context: In 1977, Exxon researchers gave executives a definitive report that burning fossil fuels was causing climate change. Exxon went on to spend at least $30 million funding public skepticism about climate change and lobbying against federal action. 

More than half of the world’s industrial carbon emissions have been produced since 1977. ExxonMobil’s 2018 earnings were $20.8 billion.

[sabertoothwalrus]

[tapatiopapi]

Ok

[somespicyshrimp]

oh to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my queer coded nemesis up against a wall in a fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact

[xekstrin]

#kim possible was a complicated time for everyone

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[rhube]

The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.

The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.

It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.

[lrgcarter]

Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?

[akiyty]

Yes. And it created a generational 404

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[oldearthcartography]

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

[deepestparadisecolour]

I can bet it will be the Dad who’ll find the Christmas Vampire first. I wonder what would he ask the kids to dress up as?

[kaity--did]

Of Dad wins the we don’t even GO TO THE MOVIES! We stay home and watch it’s a wonderful life and a Christmas Carol but the muppet version because dad doesn’t like people, tight places, or ghosts.

[kaity--did]

THE HUNT HAS BEGUN

[kaity--did]

GUESS WHO FOUND THE CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE

[kaity--did]

The Christmas Vampire was hidden in the lobster shanty. The story this year is that were was a terrible accident. He accidently spooked the carrousel operator who poured his drink into the switch board and caused a death. The Christmas vampire had to flee but he didn’t get far.

Dad husband and I had to conduct a police investigation but the number one detective, ya girl, caught him!

[mysqueuedview]

This is insane and I love it!

[blackqueerblog]

[adampvrrish]

like literally there's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool

[wordfather]

a.k.a. you may find your work Bad and Cringy™️ but you wrote something and that’s a Good Thing™️.

All writing is good practice and progresses you as a writer.

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