Oops! This is a RAT

I am the rat icon by @mauveadagio

[mauveadagio]

Finished my fourth commission! This time for @cobalt-rat! Was super fun helping you realize this dude's design :3

[cobalt-rat]

THATS ME

[pulpfanfiction]

"everyone's talking about this funny animal online. surely everyone will love it if we assign a bunch of numbers to him and encourage everyone to pretend to kill him in our Product™!"

[pulpfanfiction]

this post really feels like the ultimate encapsulation of WOTC's behavior towards D&D. they want it to be the perfect friendly Everygame, but they're also shackled to the fact that D&D has, since it's inception, been a game where players are encouraged - by design - to kill every single thing that moves.

[pulpfanfiction]

if you come into my notes to go "erm actually hasbro was clearly making the jimothy statblock to be a companion! 🤓☝️" i am breaking into your house and burning your $2,000 worth of D&D 5e books

[spacenintendogs]

i love star fox: assault (2005)

[juniepops]

Girlfriend: "when we have sex tonight can you be normal and not talk like the English dub of a Nintendo Direct"

Me: "of course baby"

Me two hours later: "We hope you're looking forward to scissoring, fingering, and licking your way to an orgasm as soon as this presentation ends. But for now, that's all the time we have"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[neverwonderneverremember]

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos

[flanbolt]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[cat-herding-420]

vintage aesthetic Incineroar screencaps from 2018

[kamiart]

:D

[graysheartart]

Pokemon 6 Fanarts: Dark Type 🖤

[cobalt-rat]

Birthday

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[tallsuperstar]

Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom

[tallsuperstar]

@endigolikesarson In the original, for the running joke regarding Valant and doors, Apollo calls Valant a muggle

While in the remaster, he says this which is way funnier even without the baggage

[tallsuperstar]

Everyone reblogging this post saying stuff like "they probably changed it because of copyright/dated reference" NEEDS to know that 1. There are multiple references to Doctor Who and Star Trek and a character probably named after someone from Battlestar Galactica of all things and 2. The lead writer for the localization stuff with Ace Attorney uses they/them pronouns.

[cobalt-rat]

hrrgh... don't test me... or I'll be forced to unleash my Gaming Opinions

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw