i 💖 abortion

morgan • 29 • they/them dyke • queer as in fuck you • free palestine 🔻

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

every time you post “let women be feminine💖” we give a t-shot to a disney princess

[evangelionreference]

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

[triforce-princess]

me when they finally make another zelda game that isn't a sequel related to BOTW or isn't a remake

[lamignonette]

[thememedaddy]

[pocketss]

widehead

[sakuu]

(XユーザーのHeidi (comms closed)さん: 「zelda x2 https://t.co/vkAK5rvsxx」 / Xから)

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[vfeioa]

[heartgutvision]

I think almost anything can move me to tears if my heart is open. Like it’s actually insane what can make me cry

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[haaarpb]

happy july 4th it is peaches day

[ifanimaltrapped]

[pangur-and-grim]

lost 40 people on spider day, and 40 people on sharpened banana day 😔 these bits are costly

[pangur-and-grim]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis