Drake’s Wife

Cancer ☼ Libra ☾ Libra ↑

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[cocaine-loraine]

when they said you’ll never sleep once you have kids THEY WEREN’T LYING

not that i didn’t believe them but DAMN😭

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[poptropicacheats]

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

[6lacksoul]

[digivolvin]

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[cocaine-loraine]

this is almost exactly how i found out santa wasn’t real too

[stargates-deactivated20150803]

why is this so hard

[crayonbrand-moved-deactivated20]

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[aqqindex]

Paul Pfeiffer, The Playroom, 2012

[westernlariat]

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

[armorgan66]

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

[westernlariat]

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

[twitblr]

they are not the same

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[veinitas]

wow it sure is exhausting being so beautiful and right about everything all the time

[cocaine-loraine]

it’s only a matter of time before he’s done with you too. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[cocaine-loraine]

i love when i’m right