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we're not kids anymore.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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My latest track, Popper Edge, for popperbators who edge all the time :)
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two-minute drill, bruhs. look deep, get empty, get dumb’d. two minutes.
reblog. dare your bruhs to try it. obey now.
when you’ve reblogged, you can stroke your jockcock and cum, knowing you’re a dumbass jock for Coach.
My little brother Justin, not so little anymore! His room smells so fucking good, combination of sweaty socks, dirty underwear, man crotch, arm pits! I love watching him play games, in his socks and underwear, like when we were kids….
Hypnotic Message
I’m wondering how you think it would feel if you were to start going into a trance right now? It would probably feel pretty good, wouldn’t it? I’m wondering if you can remember what it felt like when you went into a trance while focusing on that spiral a few moments ago…Its interesting, is it not, that your eyes can begin to change focus like they did a few moments ago?…its even more interesting, how your breathing can begin to slow down as well. You don’t have to go into a trance too quickly, as I want you to enjoy the process of going into a trance simply by reading these words…Its interesting is it not…how one can listen to the sound of ones own voice while reading and yet be fully in touch with this voice?…So completely in synch with whats going on inside your mind that the words you are reading seem to magically flow…I’m wondering, can you really enjoy reading this and at the same time allow your eyes to become fixated onthese words…I’m wondering…will your eyes begin to change focus automatically, or will they change focus when you are ready to go into a trance, or will you notice certain sensations in your eyes that you can enjoy?…You might notice how good your body feels when you allow your eyes to follow these words…I wouldn’t tell you to become aware of your breathing and how it might be slowing down, I’d rather you discover this on your own…As you are reading this you can begin to notice a certain feeling in your eyes…I’m just wondering…can you really enjoy this feeling?…you might notice the feelings in your eyes starting to become even stronger…as you allow your breathing to relax even more…Now..I’m wondering what happens when you start to pay even more attention to this feeling in your eyes…you can try to resist noticing these feelings in your eyes…but eventually you will probably discover that its easier to just let these feelings do their own things…all on their own…and by allowing your eyes to do their own things…you can also discover that you can drift further into a nice deep trance…drifting at the pace that you feel most comfortable with…I would like for you to ask yourself “Am I going to drift into a deeper trance now, or after I realize that my eyes are becoming even more fixated on these words?”…and as you read THESE WORDS…you can drift off into a trance at your own pace…either now…or in a few moments…when you realize that your eyes are becoming even more fixated on THESE WORDS…A person may not consciously know if they are in a trance…until they notice certain sensations in their body…sensations that they didn’t realize until now…You might notice the sensations in your hands while you relax and pretend that you can’t move them…I’m wondering if you can imagine how it would feel if you were unable to move your hands?…You might want to allow your unconscious to start to spread this feeling of being stuck up your legs…now…you may allow your eyes to become a little more unfocused…a little more blurry…At this point…you may be surprised at how reading this is allowing you to forget about your physical body…and become more in tune with your inner mind…but I could be wrong, you may not be surprised… You can pretend that this stuck feeling were to move to another part of your body, can you not?…I’m wondering…where would you notice this feeling of being stuck…if it were to move to another part of your body…now…as you are becoming aware of where this feeling would move…you can allow your mind to drift off even further…You might not have noticed how simply focusing on these words can allow you to go inside…your mind…to a place…a place you may or may not remember having visited before…Its interesting, is it not, how one can visit a place sooo many times…yet they forget the directions…simply because they didn’t study the map?…When youREMEMBER how to get to THIS PLACE…inside your mind…then you can begin to remember how it feels…like…when…your body…can’t move…How would it feel if your body was stuck in place where you are now?…Its interesting, is it not, that anytime you read the words STUCK IN TIME…you can begin to come back to this place…and forget about your physical body…When you read the words STUCK IN TIME, will your eyes instantly change focus, or will they change focus over a matter of a couple of moments…You may be surprised at how your body and mind react to reading STUCK IN TIME…but I could be wrong…you may not be surprised… maybe you havn’t noticed how you are STUCK IN TIME, yet…Who knows, maybe you’ll realize that this all seems like a dream…a dream that you can easily forget…only to remember at a later time…when you become…STUCK IN TIME…I could easily tell you to remember how it is to be STUCK IN TIME…causing your eyes to change focus even more….and to reblog this post now.
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the misogyny speech
my favourite thing ever in the history of this universe is the misogyny speech. i love it. i love it so much.
for those who don’t know what the misogyny speech is: australia’s PM julia gillard was our first female prime minister and was bullied relentlessly throughout her career by sexist politicians saying that as a woman she was unfit to lead. and then. then. one day, julia gillard snapped.
the resulting three-minute speech, known simply as the ‘misogyny speech’ in australia, was possibly the most epic smackdown seen in australian political history, surpassed only by “i wanna do you slowly”. it was incredible. students memorised it and marched through the streets yelling it. a national australian choir arranged it as a five-harmony piece. even hillary clinton went out of her way to meet julia gillard and tell her how fucking awesome the misogyny speech was.
i, personally, have the misogyny speech memorised. because i live in tony abbott’s electorate, and my dream of dreams is to see him at the shops one day and follow him while yelling it.
the misogyny speech: as australian as vegemite.