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[normalwizard]

[gemstuff]

I’m so afraid, they were just waddling around saying “Hewwo! Hewwo! I’ve seen to have wost my widdle arms! Hewwo!”

[shittycryptids]

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

[pwesident]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

[pseudinymous]

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

[pangur-and-grim]

had to explain to new housemate that:

Banana Jim lives on the microwave

microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate

if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed

[morbidlyqueerious]

containment procedures

[eelizabit]

*minecraft hurt sound plays as my boyfriend rams into my cervix*

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/_estebandiacono

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

Me and the girls getting a lil groovy :)

[sonypraystation]

everytime I read something in a language I cant understand my brain auto displays that “no time for that goku..” screenshot

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

Merry christmas

[christinecanigula-archive]

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

[teathattast]

epic

[bowelflies]

DEPLOY THE BOYS

[bogleech]

You really won’t ever appreciate how cool insect wings are until you’ve seen all this footage. The ones with wing covers that completely open up are beetles, by the way, but the ones LIKE beetles whose protective cover remains in place are bugs. Bug is supposed to be a special term for just one insect group! Mid-way through is an earwig’s wings, which is neither a beetle nor a bug, but does have very beetle-like wing cases.

[panelshowsource]

[valtsv]

me entering hell: eugh heugh FUCkkkk what’s P OP PP IN AAUUGHHHEUGH, huhuh woooOoOW it’s lit in heere, huhhh shuhugh mmwwahhh fuUUUCKK IT’S HOT AS FUCK IN HERE,

satan: can somebody PLEASE remove that from the premises

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

[wallcrawler-exmachina]

Oh. This. I don’t like this.