The struggles of posting stuff
Me: Hmm I’m very inactive on tumblr, let’s post something.
finds picture
Me: Perfect. Now let’s write a caption.
‘This is a duck’
Me: No, that won’t do. People will think it’s a waste of time as it’s too short.
‘This is an absolutely adorable plushy of a duck holding a plastic butter knife’
Me: Needs more description and stuff, too simple.
‘This non-living item that I have carefully inserted above is a simple yet cute image of a round fuzzball with a soft and fluffy beige exterior. Said duck is holding a plastic blade, which it is holding with ominous posture.’
Me: Uhh no this might make me seem creepy.
‘There’s a fuzzy cute duck holding a stick like kitchen essential’
Me: You know what I give up, ain’t nobody got time for this.
‘ This is a duck ‘