[thrud-deactivated20210605]

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

when someone being rude AF but you can’t think of anything to shade them about at the moment…

[shinjibae]

Shinji and Drake

[sexygonfreecss-blog]

Finally someone will treat shinji well

[megachikorita-deleted]

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

[coco-banananana]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[thechanelmuse]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Straight White Boy Problem #477

*bro slaps me on the ass* Me: we are not playing football right now what is goin oN

[davidesky2]

An Indian version of The Golden Compass by Assaf Horowitz, via Character Design Page.

[illckr-deactivated20140928]

[coco-banananana]

reminded me of natalie. i wanna get her this bumper sticker

[bellerophonnow]

[officialalltimelow]

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

[lilmisshaps-blog]

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT

[coco-banananana]

SCARY MOOOON

[girlwhowasonfire]

Found a better use for the wine glasses

[toolit2politic]

That’s a martini glass

[girlwhowasonfire]

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

[coco-banananana]

Recipe for an Orchestra

Conductor: baton, attitude, black magic, let sit for 30-60 years

Violin: Soulless eyes, rosin, callouses, nice hair

Viola: Callouses, tears, repeat "It's not a violin" 1,000+ times while it forms

Cello: Haunting screams, blood, the souls of small children, with a pinch of callouses

Double Bass: Unfortunately small hands, good fashion sense, shy smiles

Percussion: Attractive face, sweaty palms, a curse to follow them through their life

Piccolo: ears of steel, utter insanity, pretty hands

Flute: Lush hair, independence, lack of enough practice time

Clarinet: Sass, despair, raw talent

Bass Clarinet: spooky, haunting eyes that entangle you in mystery, nachos

Oboe: Self hatred, more self hatred, frightening talent with sharp objects.

Bassoon: eternal damnation, cute face, social ineptness, mystery ingredient

Horn: Beautiful hair, pretty eyes, frighteningly quiet- possibly murderous intent

Trumpet: Big ego, Dazzling smile, Strong opinions (good and/or bad)

Trombone: Extreme body type in any sense, uncooperative hair, nocturnal tendencies

Tuba: Constant hunger, strong lungs, willpower of an ox

madi

[best-of-memes]

[coco-banananana]

i don't know why but this feels relevant to us

[squidwardofficial]

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

[coco-banananana]

i feel like this could be our combined baby kinda

[slothica]

A sloth can dream

[sgtmarshmello]

This guy won the selfie game.

[coco-banananana]

jocelyn is this you