[rosewater1997]

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

have you guys considered hobbies

[retroactivebakeries]

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

[swampfevercapital]

have you considered skincare

[spectrology]

[borderlinereminders]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

[sunsetsandhope]

sometimes i feel so sorry and want to apologize to my past self, I've never treated them right or with respect and blamed them for things they did, but they did good.

[blackjacktheboss]

You already know

[butch-of-the-blades]

Oh my god!!!

[allthesepurplelights]

an american coming face to face with universal healthcare

[labelleizzy]

This right here, is exactly why propaganda in the United States fights to convince people that universal healthcare is shitty. Because if Americans legitimately realized how good universal health Care would be for them, they’d stop letting all the healthcare companies rake in billions of dollars in profit every damn year

[nephis-bow-and-aroace]

Therapist: Mormon knock-off LEGOs aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.

Mormon knock-off LEGOs:

[laineysbucketlist]

Brick’Em Young!?

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

[luminouscinders]

OP I need you to understand my former coworkers had me do this after I sent them this post

[demigoat]

everything I’ve learned about kanye west has been against my will

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[ancharan]

this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

[blackpyrefly]

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

[ytmp4-deactivated20220804]

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

[mornington-the-crescent]

[campyvillain]

this is literally how it is

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

[crime-bot]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hey uh I hate to tell you this but your golden retriever boyfriend comes from a pet store and not a reputable breeder

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

I'll become his reputable breeder

[nickyflowers]

what if there was a beverage... that gave you the energy of a monster... i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves

[memewhore]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[lizardsister]

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job