♡ Cocoa ♡

I like GochiUsa a lot

[secretotaku]

[out-of-context-sonic]

[badjokesbyjeff]

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

[badjokesbyjeff]

My parents treat me like a god.

They don’t believe in me.

[badjokesbyjeff]

I have a pen that can write underwater!

It can also write other words too

[badjokesbyjeff]

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar Walked into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

[badjokesbyjeff]

When you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils.

They dilate.

[nyankocatnyan]

Trails protagonist + Joshua x Tarot

[dokidokivisual]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

THE FULL STRIP IS SO MUCH BETTER

[cutethingsforcats]

[hikukastel]

from february!

[realfootage]

[plantwitch]

[xxtc-96xx]

happy birthday, Bakuhoe you little gremlin you

quote taken from @actually-hitoshi-shinso

[badjokesbyjeff]

If you ever feel your job is meaningless…

Just remember that it’s somebody’s job to install turn signals to BMW’s

[scars-are-lessons-learned]

I find this offensive I drive a bmw and use my turn signals religiously, assholes

[kitty]