Hey guys! I really want this blog to be an enjoyable experience for both you and me, but for this to happen there are some boundaries that I want to be made here an now just so no one is confused.
I may add on to my rules in the future if someone does something that makes me feel uncomfortable, but here they are for now. Really most of these are basically asking to not be a dick.
1. I will only be responding to scenarios and headcanons for HxH and diabolik lovers, i’ve watched lots of animes and enjoy many of them, but I have a lot to juggle in real life and I honestly can only deal with one set of character. That being said I’m always down to talk about the shows I enjoy.
2. I won’t be writing any NSFW. I am a minor and honestly sex is just a really uncomfortable thing for me.
3. Don’t be rude. If you have a problem with what I write, either give constructive criticism or just keep it to yourself.
4. Any homophobia, transphobia, sexism, or racism will not be tolerated. This is surefire way to get blocked.
5. I write for all characters in HxH but be mindful that my bias against them might show.
6. Be respectful of my time. Many people seem to forget that a lot of these blogs and writers have lives outside of this app, don’t hound me (or really anyone) to post.
7. I might write something for another fandom because I felt like it, it does not mean I’ll take asks for that.
8. Respect when the inbox is open and closed. I simply will not answer your asks if you disregard it.
9. Don’t be creepy towards characters that are minors (honestly most characters)
10. Adult trio slander is aloud. Trust me I’ll probably be the one to instigate it, but make the slander funny, keep the vibes good my loves.
11. I’ll take any questions about me if you are curious like hobbies, interests, or thoughts. Do not ask for any personal information like where I live or where I go to school.
Honestly most of this is pretty basic “don’t be an ass” rules, but I hope you all understand!
it’s both sad and hilarious how the phantom troupe has fallen from its days of glory in their backstory full of friendship, common purpose and connections to its most recent member additions of [checks list]: illumi “y’all better run me my check” zoldyck, kalluto “I’m on the worst school excursion of my goddamn life” zoldyck and of course hisoka “I’m just here to bang the boss” morrow.
HR department (chrollo) said we hiring anybody…..pls apply….no cover letter needed.
I just wanted to preface that this is just my Headcanons and all of this is for fun! If the characters seem ooc mind your buisness and let me live my delulu life. j/
Also for after having a convo with a friend of mine Y/N is gonna be specified at the top of post if their female, male or gender neutral presenting! Also I know Y/N is suppose to be a self insert but I lover writing personalities so heres some head canons that I have for her!
Kurapika
Always somehow smells like rain water and eucalyptus
Though he's tried to preserve as much of the traditions and customs of the kurta clan, he's slowly losing it as he goes deeper and deeper his attempt to avenge them.
Keeps a diary but is never consistent with it (sounds like his friendships)
Has the biggest rbf ever and no one is brave enough to point it out.
Absolutely despised fast food, would only eat it if it was the only option for him.
Has never kissed anyone on the lips in his life and most likely will never (sorry guys)
Has the best skin out of the whole group, he doesn't even do much its literally water and face wash
According to him his phone doesn't work, so he doesn't have Spotify to stream new artist (pls call your friend back). I do believe that he would listen to jazz and folk music.
Says he's above petty shit talking but once you get him going, he doesn't stop.
Up until he started wearing suits for his body guard job he use to hand sew his clothes.
Constantly forgets to get hair cuts and gets annoyed when his hair covers his face.
Doesn't respond to texts or calls. In the groupchat he just reads the messages and its rare that he shows up to the group hangouts
Leorio
Has a consistent smell of old spice and axe body spray
Has a thing against germs so he always has hand sanitizer on hand for whenever and wherever
Needs to be able to read something to learn it, thats why learning nen was hard for him. (apparently writing down knowelege is sacrilege in the hxh universe but whatever)
Hates modern art with a passion, all he sees are splotches of paint on a canvas with an overpriced tag attached to it.
I hate to say is girls, but he was not a feminist until Y/N beat the shit out of him for saying some bs analogy about locks and keys (if yk im sorry that yk). Would have definitly listened to one of those alpha male podcast. Kurapika almost broke his arm trying to hold Y/N back.
Has kissed one girl in his life, but it was BAD like real bad. He kept doing the kissy face (yk what I'm talking about) and gave the poor thing the ick.
Owns a planner yet never uses it.
Music taste is that of a middle aged father: Eagles, Alice Cooper, Chicago, Radio Head
The best gift giver and honestly the most thoughtful when it comes to his friends.
He'll listen to everyones problems. Honestly such a dad.
Biggest gossip, cannot shut his mouth to save his life
Killua
Smells like iron and burnt sage (grandpa zeno looks like he would be into that hippie shit ngl)
Wants to learn how to surf so bad but doesn't have the time
Y/N gave him a fidget spinner as a joke for his birthday, but he ended up loving it.
Only texts in the groupchat via meme reactions. Responds for both Gon and him because they're always together. Either way Leorio is just happy that someone is responding.
Is so judgmental on what you wear.
Thinks he's cool and edgy for listening to green day and panic! at the disco but really its what every twelve year old boy does.
Met Y/N before the rest of the group so now she's #number1trustedadult. This has caused her a lot of problems with the Zoldyck family, especially with Illumi.
Tried flirting with a girl once but in twelve year old boy fashion he ended up accidentally insulting her. He hasn't attempted to talk to a girl ever since.
Has ice cold skin, like touching it is like touching a corpse thats been stuck in the freezer
Bought purple shampoo for his hair because he noticed that the hard water in most places was discoloring his white hair.
Illumi has been blocked on everything except email, so every once in awhile he'll get random emails from Illumi's spam account.
Gon
Our sweet boy probably smells like salt water and wet forest
Has a wildlife analogy or story for every occasion
Killua has been trying to get him to change outfits, but he absolutely refuses to go into a department store after Aunt Mito lost him in one when he was younger.
Will eat absolutely anything edible.
Has a collection of stuffed animals from everywhere he and Killua have been.
He use to feed all the cats on the island. It gotten so bad that all the rodents on the island are nearly extinct because he's been keeping hundreds of felines alive.
The best swimmer out of everyone.
Does not have a specific type of music he likes but Killua got him to listen to the Weekend and they've bonded over that.
When he was younger he really wanted younger siblings because there weren't many kids on the island.
Has accidentally gotten high trying to eat a wild psychoactive plant on accident
Forgets he has a phone most of the time and when he texts back its mostly in emoji
Y/N
She probably smells like lemons and ink (you'll learn eventually)
A GIRLS GIRL (author would write her with the other female characters, however I feel like Y/N would have beef with them due to moral reason)
Like probably has thrown hands with Illumi in multiple occasions for saying that she would make a great Zoldyck house wife.
Really good at puzzles and anagrams.
Horrendously bad at math. Give her a problem more advanced than arithmetic and she's done for.
Has Aunt Mito on speed dial.
During the hunters exam she was paired up with Hisoka during the tower phase and lets say the two have a very (one-sided on Y/N's part) beef.
She's a specialist
got the ick from Chrollo for saying she's not like other girls
listens to all the sad girl artist: laufey, phoebe bridgers, taylor swift, lana del rey, fleetwood mac, e.t.c
Was a camp counselor for a few summers and made friendship bracelets for the whole group.
The only one in the group who has been to therapy (as she should).
Texts frequently in the groupchat, but is very bad at calling back.
Hey yall so I forgot about this blog, but I’m back! ✨
honestly half of this shit is stuff i remember from other peoples posts 💀
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Y/N: I’m dating somebody, you can’t tell anyone
Killua: I just told Gon
Gon: I just told Leorio
Leorio: and I told many, many people
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Kurapika: *regretful and sad* I don’t have a family, not anymore at least......
Leorio and Y/N: and I took it personally
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Y/N: I don’t want a RELATIONSHIP and I don’t NEED a relationship. I wanna stay single for awhile. Why would I ever wanna do something when I know I’m going to get hurt-
*meets Machi for the first time*
Y/N: *sweating profusely* so uh yeah....I have met the love of my life lol….
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Chrollo: Two tickets for Oppenhi-
Y/N: Two tickets for BARBIE pls.
Chrollo: *dejected* *hands over the money*
Hisoka: One ticket the Barbie please~
Y/N: Oppenhiemer it is-
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Phinks: Ok Y/N, fuck, marry, or kill. Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi-
Y/N: Yes-
Phinks: But-
Y/N: YES
Phinks: Thats not an answer
Y/N: Yes
Phinks: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
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The Hunter exam fam as Barbies and Kens
Killua: This Barbie is an assassin!
Gon: This Ken is a Hunter!
Leorio: This Barbie is a doctor!
Kurapika: This Barbie is drowning in an indescribable emptiness...
it’s both sad and hilarious how the phantom troupe has fallen from its days of glory in their backstory full of friendship, common purpose and connections to its most recent member additions of [checks list]: illumi “y’all better run me my check” zoldyck, kalluto “I’m on the worst school excursion of my goddamn life” zoldyck and of course hisoka “I’m just here to bang the boss” morrow.
HR department (chrollo) said we hiring anybody…..pls apply….no cover letter needed.
Hi my name is Bruce Thomas Wayne and I have long ebony black hair that’s kinda greasy and dirty that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Edward Cullen (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Kurt Kobain but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm not a vampire but my diet and sleep schedule resembles one. I have pale white skin. I'm also a vigilante, and I live in a crime-filled city called Gotham in America where I'm a billionaire (I don’t do any actual work). I'm an emo (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love thrift stores and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black Kevlar batsuit with a matching black cape around it and a black cowl with bat ears, black batweapons and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking outside Gotham. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of villains stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.
Female Diabolik Lovers Character favorite Taylor Swift album
yui: she’s listened to all of her discography because that’s all seiji (words cannot describe how i detest this man) would let her listen to. being the sweetheart she is she has no definitive favorites but i’ll assume her top 3 in order are Lover, Speak Now, and Fearless (taylor’s version). Her favorite songs from each album are Paper Rings, Enchanted, and Hey Stephen. Ayato has definitely heard her singing Hey Stephen and gotten jealous. Kou gets pissy that she’s listening to another artist than him and shu slanders her for her music taste (don’t lie we all know you are a swiftie too)
now we all know these three ladies would probably never listen to Taylor but for shits and giggles they have-
cordelia: she says it’s Reputation but secretly it’s Debut and no, I will not go further into detail on why that is. Her favorite songs is surprisingly Stay Stay Stay, but she doesn’t like Red because all too well hit a little too close. honestly, under all that narcissism and bitchy pridefulness is also a very insecure and emotionally stunted woman. therefore any of the emotionally provoking songs taylor has will have her in a complete meltdown mode.
beatrix: her favorite album is actually Reputation. while everyone gassed on it in 2017 she knew how absolutely brilliant of an album it was. she really liked the folklore and evermore, but Reputation just cultivates all of her suppressed emotions. she claims she’s above listening to this mortal drivel but no one is immune to the swiftie influence, not even emotionally unavailable immortal vampire mothers. lowkey headcanon her as a wlw so therefore her favorite song is Dress while ivy is close second.
christa: when not in one of her manic episodes i feel like she’s pretty open to a lot of human music, mostly classical though because a lot of modern stuff can be abrasive to her mental state. therefore I think she would really like evermore and folklore. it reminds her of the folk music she used to here before karlheinz (derogatory) and songs like willow and mirrorball really just speak to her. the woman has definitely listened to love story thinking about ketchup man though
