Coco Bomb Leche

ISTP. OB-GYN PGY-2. ◼️🌚⬜️🟪/🟦🟪🟥

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This is too adorable

[ampervadasz]

[cocobombleche]

I know dudes who would buy this if it ever became available 😂

[cocobombleche]

I Think I Found the Worst Website on the Internet - Parler.com

[punsanddragons]

“but aces are only 1% of the population!”

okay, do you have a friend who:

has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)

has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)

regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)

is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)

has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)

knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)

can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)

lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)

the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?

especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility

[sunny-aster]

Note: This isn’t an insult/sassy come back to people to asking valid questions/statements (well maybe a bit sassy lol), none of it’s meant to offend people that are calmly trying to educate themselves to lgbtq+. Questions are always welcome!

[cocobombleche]

TFW animals get more justice than BIPOCs. Article for reference https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/maine/articles/2020-10-06/2-officers-fired-for-animal-cruelty-hunting-violation

[behind--these--walls]

[prettybrownmermaid319-deactivat]

Its the last one for me

[flamingfirephoenix]

Purple squad unite! 💜💜💜

[ithelpstodream]

[jonpertwee]

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

[hamfistedbunvendor]

that’s already how it is in australia

[jonpertwee]

That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

[sapphicdalliances]

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this: 

Or this: 

Or this: 

You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it. 

And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote.  Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote. 

And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile. 

[julad]

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party.

Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out.

A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable.

And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

“oh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their lives” jesus christ

[christophoronomicon]

For the last time, for everyone who still doesn’t understand: not voting is not a tool of resistance, it’s a tool of surrender.

[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[thescriptorium]

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

[thescriptorium]

so anyways. who up for a girl gang

[catchymemes]

[esoanem]

One good thing to come from the pubs being open again already

[cocobombleche]

If only I had the badassery of this duck

[revolutionarykoolaid]

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE (9/23/20): Breonna Taylor’s life mattered. There is no justice to be found under this neocolonial system. We must bring it to its knees.

[thelilybook]

ISTP Love Language

ISTPs showed a generous preference for physical touch above all other love languages.

As a highly kinesthetic type, the mechanics of the MBTI seem to love the way they do everything else – in a physical, hands-on fashion. They prefer showing to telling when it comes to romance, which explains why quality time and acts of service followed closely behind their preference for physical touch.

To love an ISTP, indulge their senses with acts of physical affection. They enjoy bear hugs, kisses, massages and other hands-on methods of showcasing affection. This type also feels loved when the people they care about set aside time to spend specifically with them. Though they enjoy gatherings with groups of people, ISTPs take quality time seriously and enjoy sharing their favourite activities with the people they care about most. Show an interest in what they love to do and the ISTP will likely appreciate your effort greatly. Lastly, don’t be afraid to alleviate the ISTP of small chores or duties that are piling up against them – they see giving and receiving help as a prime method of showing love.

To appreciate an ISTP’s love for you, notice the tiny acts of affection they bestow upon you throughout the course of a day. This type doesn’t feel comfortable touching just anyone, so if they’re constantly making contact with you, it’s a good sign. Also take notice with the ISTP carves out time to spend one-on-one with you: this is their way of prioritizing your relationship and letting you know that you matter to them. Lastly, the ISTP is often quick to perform errands or small tasks on behalf of the people they care about – they want to make your lives a little easier, because they love you – even if they’re hard-pressed to say it.

[liberalsarecool]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This video is where comedy peaked

[memesandlaughs]

[blackqueerblog]

this is a universe where people have superpowers and there are talking trees but this person thinks having a smart teenage girl is unrealistic ok