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I’m not aro/ace but I still love this

ace/aro people deserve to be able to make jokes about their orientations. ace people deserve to be able to joke about “why have sex when you can XYZ.” aro people deserve to be able to joke about “romantic attraction sounds like an anxiety attack.” ace/aro people deserve to be able to express their identities and lives through jokes and puns. as long as no one is being hateful (which is something everyone needs to watch for on all jokes anyway??), we are allowed to express ourselves. we are allowed to talk about our own lack of interest in something, which does not put any pressure on anyone else for having that interest.

we are allowed. it’s not cringey. it’s not homophobic. it’s our sexuality, our orientation, our space, our jokes. and we deserve the space to express that.

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people who like and reblog are my type ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)

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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

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this is the type of positivity i need.

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hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

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a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

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a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

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least favorite

mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?

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mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.

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daughter: There’s this thing that bothers me about school/life

mom: well I’m so sorry that I’m a terrible mother and that I can’t fix every problem

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roommates of tumblr, stop using metal utensils on your roommates nonstick pans and stop soaking their cast iron pans in soap thank you and god bless

senritsu

roommates of the world: it doesn’t actually matter if you use metal on nonstick every once in a while

their pans:

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for those wondering, those scratches are where the non-stick coating has been scraped off (usually by metal utensils or cleaning utilities like steel wool), which means that food will stick more in those spots. plus, there runs the risk of more bits of that coating coming off into your food as you cook.

Non-stick pans and skillets are best for medium heat as they don't conduct heat as well, and for wetter foods like eggs and fish and pancakes.

On the other hand, cast iron pans and skillets don't have a built in protective coating. The metal will absorb grease and fats as they cook, building up an equally efficient non-stick coating of its own. And without the chemical coating that non-stick pans come with, there's no risk of any of it flaking off or melting into your food. They can handle higher temperatures without damage, and they get hot faster on the burner. Beef, pork, and chicken are best cooked on cast iron.

You don't want to let them soak in soap because it will remove that grease coating that makes the cast iron pan's non-stickiness, plus absorb soap that might melt back off into your food. A soap and sponge rub down is all it needs.

@marraphy

Shit…wait…..wow…..tbh, this just turned my world view upside-down…..

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WAIT WHAT

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HOLY JEEZ

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That’s a damn good positive spin.

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Holy shit that is an amazing point of view

dragonindigo245

Huh that’s a nice way to look at it

thehugwizard

Well shit, i love it

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Spock, writing in his journal: The doctor made an off-hand comment about the changing state of my pigmentation and heart rate around the Captain and how it's intriguing

Spock: Whoever gave him a medical degree was sorely mistaken

Spock: He has no bedside manner in the slightest

Spock: I would send in a formal report, but he has threatened to report my occasional irregular moments of emotion

Spock: I did not know they taught extortion in the medical academy

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Picard: Did I die?

Picard: Is this heaven?

Q: Hello, Jean-Luc.

Picard: Oh, God. It's hell.

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you, an intellectual: actually pre reform vulcans has nuclear weapons and were relatively advanced

me: hnng pre reform vulcan ride on sehlat like horse. have long hair

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Bones: Why would i fuck a demon? Simple, the status.

Bones: Imagine rolling up into hell already having your back blown out by one of their own. Imagine you and a gang of other losers standing at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? Legendary.

Spock: It is 4am, I am asking you to just go to sleep-

Jim: no, wait, he has a point, please continue

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Geordi: I don’t know how to tell all of you this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Riker's ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.

Geordi: [whispers to Riker]

Riker: YOU’RE DATING DATA?!

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Kirk: Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom

Spock: Seeing you get a full 8 hours of sleep

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Spock, writing in his journal: Captain Kirk came down with a human virus called "the flu" for the past few days

Spock: Dr. Mccoy said it was, and I quote, "his own damn fault for letting the common cold get this bad"

Spock: I do not mind helping him check in on the captain every few hours. I am second in command, after all

Spock: He is asleep often, but that is fine. He is quite intense while awake, but he becomes very relaxed in slumber. Other than his right hand always in a prepared fist, of course, and his hair all a mess. I find it all... fascinating

Spock: In a purely scientific way, of course