garbage

Oscar the Grouch is my soulmate. Nineteen. Los Angeles.

[pi-la]

[kendinefilozof]

[mediumsizedboy]

Is that sufjan stevens

[manjoum]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST

SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT

[sexemulators]

[africant]

[weavemama]

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Jesus

[okayladykiller-deactivated-deac]

Nooo not the red one

[forest-of-grace]

With a sword?

Which power rangers?

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Power rangers wild force

[violaslayvis]

Power ranger: *murders someone with a sword*

Yall: “Which power rangers?”

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

the important questions

[positivelycrippled]

smooth

[difficult]

[brownnesscrew]

[kingkhufu94]

This shit catchy

[dynastylnoire]

This slaps

[edwardnortons]

“There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.” - Jumanji (1995)

[dumbdotjpeg]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[wally-jo]

idk what was happening here but i support her

[sharkchunks]

[onlytwitterpics]

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[sattelite-of-love]

[ruinedchildhood]

#college students