derp //love//

(egg)  "I remember kisses, let me see. Aye, that is a kiss. A powerful thing." -Slightly, Peter Pan 2003. In too many fandoms.

[su-n-s-e-t]

[xgosiamx]

[jheselbraum]

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

[duckypi]

[tobioz]

[thorodinson]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)

[continuancee]

[lizbid33]

[nctaezen]

winwin —  (take off)‘ 

[next-level-charli]

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

………

[kibumkim]

is she blind?

[coat]

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

[beyonsesa]

camp looked back like 

[weishenkun]

kun: take off

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: ἀστράρχη (astrarchē), queen of stars, epithet of the moon

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[aaronexplainsitall]

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

[nakamotens]

lucas :: take off

[jenoltd]

lucas in take off 

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[1701d]

May you have the confidence of an underqualified white male

[mugicha1]

summer looks  ☀️

[mugicha1]

this post is ruining my life

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[flabberdabbergasted]

I once saw a billboard for a funeral home that said, “It’s 10pm. Do you know where your kids are?”

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

omg this is where they cremated my grandmother, and all over the place were these weird ass ads. i’m glad the rest of the world can experience them now so that i know i wasn’t delirious.

[jeonjungkoos]

[theavengers]

The cast of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ sing happy birthday to ‘Iron Man 1′, released on May 2nd, 2008.