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27. Black. Artist & Writer (on hiatus). Cinephile. Multifandom. Mobile Master List. 18+ MDNI

[ever-enthralled-deactivated2021]

very aggressive reminder that if you are under 18, do not follow me. do not interact with me. do not look at me.

thank you.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[cilantrhoes]

[emmaharwoods]

SIMONE ASHLEY for Defined Magazine — March 2025

[sonderpoison]

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG 2009, dir. John Musker, Ron Clements

[j4ckr4bbits]

something something grant reilly carmen berzatto sandwich something something bend me over the pass something

i could fix their sexual frustrations i have Methods

[moodyabbott]

you: i’m getting my nails done btw

jack: Send me how much it costs.

jack: I’ll take care of it, baby.

you: ??? that’s not why i texted you 😭

jack: Then why’d you text me, baby?

you: wanted to know what color you liked

jack: Oh. I like when you do that 3d thing.

you: really?

jack: Yeah. Pretty.

jack: Plus they look good when your hand’s on my chest.

you: you are unbelievable

jack: You asked 🤷🏻

[merakiletters]

I NEED YOU

❝ ‘cause i’ll be comin’ home soon ❞

pairing: dean di laurentis x fem!reader

summary: your ex-boyfriend doesn’t understand the concept of zero contact. but who are you to deny your his needs?

content: smau

⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･

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yourusername

yourusername malone’s, i love u

comments

user so stunning

alliehayes so much fun 😫

sabjames hottttttt

user 😍

deandilaurentis nice and cute

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imessage

allieeee

babe pls tell me ur not in contact w di laurentis again

you

swear to u im not

idk if he can comprehend that we are broken up

allieeee

by the looks of it in ur most recent post’s comment section, he hasn’t gotten the memo just yet

you

ughh don’t mention it

he’s literally scaring the hoessss

allieeee

i’m so dead, ur not getting rid of him any time soon anyway

u still got that man wrapped around ur finger

or so i’ve heard 🫢

you

wdym by that

spill

allieeee

obviously u didn’t hear this from me butttt

hannah told me that u got him GROVELINGGGGGG & YEARNINGGGGG for ur sexy ass back

graham said he’s like an old grumpy man all the time now

you

wait don’t tell me that

r u trying to get us back tg or what

allieeee

babe yk im team u always but 🤷‍♀️

u two were cute or wtv

you

omg allisonnnnnnn janeee hayesssss

allieeee

but before u go back to ur man, u have to make him grovel a little more

and i’ve got the perf guy for it ;)

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thefifthline

thefifthline hunter davenport has been spotted @ malone’s cozying it up w/ a girl 👀 has someone finally manage to tied him down or it is just the newest flavor of the week? let us know in the cmmts !

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user wait noo, thats my man bruh

user damm someone took my bitch

user oh he has a typeeee

user that kinda looks like a girl in my class lol

↳ user wait who?

↳ user idk her name but she’s in my comms class

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imessage

beau :)

kill me if i’m wrong but isn’t that u in that fifth line post w davenport ??

you

D1 athlete, beau maxwell found dead

suspect: a pretty girl that pleads innocent

beau :)

HA, more like D1 athlete, dean di laurentis found dead due to a heart attack cause by his ex gf canoodling w his arch nemesis

you

i thought we agreed we can only stay friends if we don’t talk abt him…

beau :)

my bad, brat

but like yk he’s been telling ppl to bring him up any chance they have while talking to u, right?

you

he’s doing what now !?!?!?!

beau :)

u didn’t hear it from me

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yourusername

yourusername lil ‘ole hastings

comments

user soo pretty

user why would a man be there

↳ deandilaurentis deadass bro

user i loveee

beaumaxwell remember the heart attack…

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imessages

do not call or answer 🤬

question

and you can totally ignore me btw

but could you perhaps think about the state of my heart before you go and break it

because it’s painful getting shitted on by g and tuck, sometimes logan too bro

i mean not bro

babe

baby

but anyway, having to see it on my feed is truly salt to the wound

or however the saying fucking goes

but anyway, feel free to reach out to me anytime

miss ya

helluva

read yesterday

totally kidding when i said ignore me

delivered

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hannahwells

hannahwells boy aquarium day

comments

user briar u is so ahh

juleslogan go heated rivalry !!

user #44 tho 😍

user stunningggg

deandilaurentis ik thats not my girl cheering for someone else

↳ deandilaurentis delete ts, wellsy

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imessages

do not call or text 🤬

you

btw i’m not ur girl anymore

just in case that wasn’t clear ?? for some reason

so pls delete the comment on han’s post 🙃

do not call or text 🤬

done

anything for u

you

gee thanks 🙄

do not call or text 🤬

so how was ur day, gorgeous?

you

get lost, dean

do not call or text 🤬

don’t place a restraining order against me or anything

but i just got hard at the sight of your text with my name on it

you

and you thought it was a good idea to tell me that bc……???

do not call or text 🤬

just to lyk that little dean only works for u ;)

always has, always will

you

decorum pls

do not call or text 🤬

wait

while i still have ur attention

stay tf away from davenport unless u want to kiss pretty boy without his front teeth

read

fuck, sorry

decorum, ur right, as always

delivered

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yourusername

yourusername dinner w/ a view

comments

user is this a date date or just a date?

user looks deliiiii

summer.d so sexyyyy

↳ deandilaurentis great minds think alike

↳ summer.d im w/ mom in the divorce, sorry dicky

user where is this !?!

hdavenport 🔥

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thefifthline

thefifthline briar u’s sports arena presents the hockey quarter finals, they’ll take place tonight. our own incredible hawks will be up against harvard, and the competition is looking tight. live streaming will start @ 7:30, join us !!

comments

user go hawks

user betting my first born on harvard

↳ user 🤣 dream on

↳ user jake connelly is ur daddy, hawk fucks

user can’t wait to see my roster out there playing

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yourusername

imessage

do not call or text 🤬

i know we agreed on decorum

but what the fuck was that??

you

we? ok

do not call or text 🤬

don’t deflect, im serious

you

what are you talking abt ?

do not call or text 🤬

you and davenport

your ig story

you

are u sure its me and him? because it was u who seemed to like ignore the obvious passes u should have made to not end the first quarter in a tie

do not call or text 🤬

this isn’t abt hockey

it’s about us

you

there’s no us, dean

we are broken up

been for a while now, in case you forgot

do not call or text 🤬

i haven’t

because guess what? i get reminded every fucking second, okay

so, sorry for being emotional

you

whatever, dean

do not call or text 🤬

pls can we just talk

like a sit down talk, grown up talk ?

you

…

do not call or text 🤬

i promise i won’t try anything, i really just need to talk to you

please, just need to see you

you

aren’t you in like in mid game ??

do not call or text 🤬

intermission, yes

couldn’t concentrate unless i talked to you

you

i hate u

meet me @ the coffee hut tmr

like at five ish

delivered

okay i assume intermission is over

text me later

delivered

omg u did not just dedicate ur goal to me

im never watching any of ur games ever again

imessage

mission dih-laurentis

you

fuck, i folded

hunter

so weak minded

allie

i want details

you

he’s charming and soo sexy and like so sweet and idk why we broke up in the first place yk?

hunter

ohh she’s far gone

allie

unfortunately so

so ur cutting the chase w this whole u and hunter thing?

you

yea i think so

hunter

you’re an amazing fake fling, i loved our very fake sex and the threats your boy would send my way during practice

you

love u, davenport 🫶

allie

should i get back w sean?

you

NO, ALLIE !!!

hunter

immediately no

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yourusername

yourusername hi

comments

user fainted

user 😍😍

deandilaurentis i saw it, u can delete it now

↳ yourusername so silly and delusional

↳ deandilaurentis at least i got a reply

sabjames im pregnant

user perf

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deandilaurentis

deandilaurentis im a happy man

comments

garrattg no more mopping around, yes 👏👏

user parents

jlogan happy man indeed

sabjames u’r a bird @yourusername

↳ yourusername dw, im still #ihatemybf final boss

↳ deandilaurentis so kind of both of you

user cutee

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may 2026 / merakiletters

[benpoinseye]

Dex stands too close to you without noticing. Not in a romantic way at first — more like your existence automatically registers as the safest position in the room.

[gay-aunt-jackie]

Happy pride month (Living Single 3x22, "Woman To Woman")

[ladyviscount]

Feeling?

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[melwnst]

────── ⋆⋅☆ NEXT TO YOU, BEAU MAXWELL

summary. After Beau’s hard day at practice, he only wants two things. A hot shower and your arms to crawl right into. Thankfully, you’re not one to complain when he gets clingy.

⭑.ᐟ thanks for the request :) this is super short but super sweet. Let’s pretend this doesn’t make me sad Kay?

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Beau’s pretty sure his body is about to give out.

His legs feel like jelly, his hands hurt right underneath his bones, his heart hasn’t stopped beating out of his chest and his rib is starting to bruise.

He just wants a hot shower and warm arms to crawl right into.

That’s you.

His face is more sunken than usual—you can tell by the way he stands in the doorway after you respond to his signature three knocks.

‘Rough day?’

‘You can’t even imagine.’ He sighs dropping his bag onto the floor, and doesn’t waste a second before hugging you the way he’s thought about it all day.

‘I missed you.’ He mumbles in your neck.

‘I saw you at breakfast.’ You laugh lightly.

‘Too long. Don’t like it.’ His voice is barely a whisper.

‘You need a shower, Beau. You’ll feel better.’

‘Gee thanks. I thought you’d be nice to me after seeing my state, guess not.’ He jokes with a soft tone pulling his head away from your neck.

‘Ah-ah. I mean it- you’re exhausted. It’ll help.’

‘Can you be my guest of honor?’ He takes your hands in his and sways them together.

‘Is that an invitation Mr.Maxwell?’ You tease.

‘It’s more me begging.’

Beau’s favorite time with you might just be showering together.

Not the sexual aspect.

More the intimacy.

He feels closer to you that way.

Washing your hair, you washing his.

Admiring the way you stick to your routine.

The bed creeks under his tired body as he jumps on it.

‘Come here.’ He says with his eyes close.

‘Yes sir.’

That makes him smile a little.

‘What do you want to do?’ You ask because it’s still early.

‘I just want you.’ He snuggles closer, pulls the covers over you both and his head finds its place between your shoulder and your jaw.

‘No dinner?’

‘You can be my dinner.’

‘Jesus. Now you’ve lost it.’ You laugh and beau’s heart swells as he feels the rumble from your laugh under his head.

‘Can’t a guy make a joke?’

‘Baby you do a lot of things, but this is not something you joke about. Unless you hit your head?’ You tease.

‘Nope. Conscious and very, very hungry.’ His hand travels up to lay under your left breast.

‘Very tired, too.’ One of your hands travels to his hair, slightly pulling.

‘You’re dangerous.’ He mumbles leaving a kiss on your collarbone, very grateful for the tank top with very thin straps you decided to wear.

‘Mmh.’

‘So… dinner?’ His head perks up with a smile while asking the question.

‘I hate you.’ You roll your eyes with a laugh.

‘No you don’t.’

‘You’re lucky.’ You say sarcastically.

‘Yeah- i am.’ He’s not referring to what you’re referring to.

He’s talking about you.

You know him too well to know that he gets sappy when he’s tired.

And hungry, apparently.

The rest of the night happens as planned.

‘Dinner’, cuddles, movie, actual food, warmth at his side he needed so badly.

And he’d do it all over again, every day for the rest of his life.

The shitty practices.

The pain of the sport.

The love for it.

The love for you.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Please let me know if you want to be tagged on my off campus fics for the future 🤍

[chryza]

We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

[dumnslut]

[thesunpersists]