You’re the only one worth seeing. The only place worth being. The only bed worth sleeping’s the one right next to you..
The Stonewall Inn
Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Jimmy Eat World
Show & Tell
EXPECTATIONS
No title available

titsay
RMH
Fieri Frames

No title available
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

No title available
h

Kiana Khansmith
Noah Kahan
KIROKAZE
𓃗
No title available

Origami Around
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Netherlands

seen from Philippines
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from Germany
seen from Philippines

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
@codatrusts
You’re the only one worth seeing. The only place worth being. The only bed worth sleeping’s the one right next to you..
morty’s are human!
stanley avoiding the kissin part
self-indulgent 4am trash
Not what you asked for, but I have a sneaking suspicion this will appease you anyways, dear pervy Anon. ;)
@codatrusts // starter call.
❛ WHAT, do you think, is the biggest problem we face in the citadel today? ❜ he didn’t actually care what the response was. it wouldn’t change anything about how he ran his presidency. if it was minor enough, he might make a little nod to it, but it would all just be for SHOW. he was a showman, a politician. a figurehead to his own plans that he had running in the background. he could play the perfect little morty. but of course, he found himself perfect in another manner.
❛ be honest about it, please. i’m not recording this. i just want to hear your thoughts. ❜
❝ of course , sir . ❞ most ricks scorn authority ; he certainly has in the past . but he’s reevaluated . no such thing as blind trust for a rick , not for HIM , though he’s discovered there’s a comfort to be found in letting rank play its part as long as no one comes to harm . in letting the system fulfill its purpose , and according to that system , he stands before the man of highest rank . a superior ; most ricks would lose their minds at the thought of having one . but he’s not most ricks . still straight - backed from his salute . ❝ our biggest problem , it’s ... y - you said you don’t see a divide between ricks and mortys . but it’s there . i - i’ve seen it every day on the streets since i started going out there , sir . heard it in the way ricks talk for years , too . ❞
a hand moves to touch the lapel of his uniform , drawing strength . ❝ the unequal and unfair treatment of mortys , m - mr president . the way ricks look down on them , their status as secondhand citizens ... th - that’s our biggest problem , sir . ❞
If I’m honest,
I know I would give it all back
for a c h a n c e to start over
and rewrite an .ending. or two
it’s headcanon time . it just is !
there is … a scale or spectrum of just how intensely … rick ricks can be . and cop rick is no saint by any means , he’s done plenty of the past things most ricks have done ; he fought against the federation alongside bp and squanchy , he traveled the multiverse and made a lot of enemies , he had toxic relationships , etc . a lot of illegal and amoral things . but he was always more predisposed towards sensitivity and compassion , and the main difference from most ricks ? he feels BAD about the things he did that hurt others ( the federation resistance being an exception , since the goal was the good of the people ) , and openly regrets them .
like almost all ricks , his marriage with diane grew sour ; he was too careless back then , they grew apart , and he eventually split at the same time as any other rick .
he always felt guilty for leaving beth ; he loved , and still loves her dearly .
the citadel was formed before morty was even born ; like rick says , for protection , which was needed more than ever before their grandsons came of the right age . cop rick’s lived in the citadel on and off for over a decade , and worked various jobs before joining the police academy in attempts to keep things interesting for himself .
he joined the academy when most other ricks went home ; by then he’d spent nearly a decade with other ricks as his most consistent company , and what he learned made him decide that as much as he wanted to see his beth again , it was better to wait and see . it was all intuition .
not too long after , when he saw how ricks treated their mortys through the effects it had on the city , he privately decided it had been the right decision . he knows from other ricks that his daughter’s out there somewhere missing him , and it pains him , but he’s afraid that if he went to see her he’d turn into just another rick , and end up causing his family , especially morty , the same pain as the others do .
he keeps tabs on his dimension , but not his family ; makes sure no disaster has struck the universe , or that another rick hasn’t taken over it , etc . but he’s never laid eyes on any member of his original family , even through the technology he uses .
he meets mortys all the time , of course , and has even met the occasional summer , and two jerrys .
owns tropical fish , in a tank . he takes very good care of them .
doesn’t eat simple rick’s wafers ; they make him too sad .
his sympathy for and caring nature he shows to all mortys and all children is just plainly due to his unusual amount of compassion for a rick , as well as the guilt he feels for leaving his own daughter and never contacting his own morty ( who he , for all he knows , could be a wonderful grandpa to ) , for never even giving him the chance .
he’s a little more hesitant to blindly trust mortys after the stabbing incident , but only a little . and it’s only towards mortys that are permanent residents of mortytown , not the ones just passing through the city .
he’s haunted by the death of his partner . even more so because he was never justly punished for it .
since tammy was never placed at hepson high to get close to summer and by extension , him or one of his associates , his birdperson is still alive , and squanchy’s fine . he meets up with them every once in a while , when he has the time .
he started presenting as his true , masculine self at 14 as best as he could . he’s been making his own testosterone / hrt concoction since his very early 20s , and hustled enough money for top surgery as soon as he’d been on it long enough to be able to get the procedure done . his own hrt is also what makes his hair permanently blue . he doesn’t mind at all , though .
absolutely could get bottom surgery , especially with the medical technology available at the citadel , but so far hasn’t . he’s had … relatively few issues with that part of himself through the years , and dysphoria in general . also , he’s really into the multiple orgasms .
@ambidextrovs / sc.
west of sanchez boulevard ; modest apartments , for working ricks and the occasional lucky morty , nothing like the ricks only owned villas of sanchez heights . his home , and maybe he’s one of the few who doesn’t mind thinking of it as such . he drags his feet anyway , still clad in the dark blue of his uniform but far too tired to be straight backed with the pride wearing it usually brings ; some days are too fucking hard . even heavy with exhaustion he demonstrates self - discipline few other ricks seem to possess , and when he finally steps through his own door he wipes some of his troubles off his brow , expression lightening slightly so as not to sour the mood of his partner . it’s bad enough that he’s had a shit day ; no need to pass the negativity forward .
he puts his keys in the bowl , toes off his shoes and pushes them neatly to the side . ❝ h - honey , i’m home ! ❞ he is still a rick ; tone lilts teasingly , smirk tugging at his lips as he runs with the old housewife gag . ❝ you stay out of trouble today ? ❞ he can only dispose of so many shoplifting fines before he eventually pays a few out of guilt . he’s still not laid eyes on stan , moves into the small kitchen instead , the rest of the apartment obscured from him in there . but he’ll get an answer if he’s around . hidden from view he pinches the bridge of his nose , sighs out the last of the day before he reapplies himself to moving on from it . only has to dig through cupboards and the fridge for a moment before he can fill a large glass with equal parts vodka and orange juice . he’s been cutting down , lately . might as well give it his best shot and hope his own brain doesn’t come gunning for his ass in the clarity left behind . the cold and the sweetness and the alcohol leave him suddenly aching for stan ; he goes looking , glass lazily held in hand . ❝ i had th - the worst fucking day , stanley . ❞
@seetheirsoul / sc.
❝ sorry , kid . but y - you don’t exactly fit in , here . ❞ he had trouble seeing a rick taking on a random one - eyed japanese kid instead of his morty . not impossible , nothing is , but also not probable . ❝ got a lot , a lot of calls about you . gotta get you h - home , somehow . ❞ thumb is raised over uniformed shoulder to indicate his cruiser .
rick loves power-play, especially when it involves using his cuffs on stan.
send your nsfw headcanons for my muse!
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
not to immediately get Risky™ on this blog but tonight’s biggest mood??? either of the pines twins eating rick out
So I saw garyhugs’ rad Rick & Stan headcanons and had to draw them (I hope they don’t mind) ‘cos that shit’s A+. And then it devolved into random doodles feat. trans Rick & tiny trans girl Morty.