codehsayshi

[codehsayshi]

Are you single?

Yuuuuuuuup.

[xsyndorxashes-deactivated201607]

[hashtagsmores]

i’m in love

[seerofdoom]

There are no Deadpool cosplayers. Deadpool sometimes just breaks the 4th wall to show up at conventions.

[hammer-pairs]

reblogging again because of the waldo gif

[ruinedchildhood]

This nigga musta been high as fuck

[byehetero]

"my best bud leaf"

[cherryxxwaves-deactivated201601]

Super happy with my body lately so idc I’m posting it I haven’t felt confident for like 5 years eugh

[codehsayshi]

Unfff.

[codehsayshi]

Dear person I have a crush on...

Dear person I have a crush on.Kat Dennings. I know you just came out recently, but I think you're beautiful and would love to just spend time with you.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[ccolf-blog]

how much can a whale ejaculate????

[valkyriefeminist-deactivated201]

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

[ccolf-blog]

thank you

[valkyriefeminist-deactivated201]

You’re whalecum.

[100om-deactivated20150512]

[manaphy]

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

[lameborghini]

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

[lameborghini]

ur school wins

[boltguard-deactivated20160922]

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

[oomshi]

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed

[codehsayshi]

11

Dear past me,Don't worry man. That feeling, it goes away.P.S. Don't be afraid to get tattooed.It feels fucking amazing.

[kouha]

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[slunchy]

I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim

I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.

I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…

[rhaalia]

How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim

[altairspants-deactivated2012101]

omg the last one

[aureat]

i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing right now but i’m pretty sure i’m not doing it