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I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

portraitofadumbassonfire

Black Phillip when the whole family was accusing each other of witchcraft

charlesoberonn

I always thought that Michelin was like a prestigious international society of food critics but they’re a fucking tyre manufacturer.

mothmadamn

I like how they were like “well there aren’t many cars around so to get them to buy more tires let’s publish a tour guide to France so people travel more and use up their tires.”

Over time they started to incorporate restaurants worth visiting on their tours and even sent out anonymous inspectors to gather information to rate them and now over 100 years later they made a notoriously grumpy world renowned chef cry because his restaurant lost two stars in a rating system that two dudes made up to sell more tires.

charlesoberonn

They became a world renowned food criticism magazine on accident?????

kayawilkins-deactivated20210201

The Witcher, no context

moggiepillar

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

shrikestrike

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

consolecadet

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

perspicaciousembroiderist

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

roachpatrol

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away.

meganwhalenturner

At last …

canisbeta

accessiblecoldtimes

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

redpaperowl

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

mariopowertennis

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

cynical-werewolf

Today’s Friday, though.

sketchlock

straawberries

THE LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!

puzzlemasterx-deactivated202006

LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE

badnovels

captaincardboardbox

howlermonkey69

portraitofadumbassonfire

Black Phillip when the whole family was accusing each other of witchcraft

tampongrease

I made some Witcher memes

bogleech

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

coolclaytony

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

bogleech

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

hooray4skeleton

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!

bogleech

oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to

but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?

she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

horrorgay

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

elenamanetta

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

nickyvmlp

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

surprisebitch

this has to be canon

kibibarel

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime