It’s Barbie 💘

[taxidermi]

this is the most disorienting tiktok I’ve ever watched

[taxidermi]

[chunkyheels]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

[shigraki]

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

[guy]

ASDJASHDK;L

[wozw4ld-deactivated20241024]

[3000s]

obsessed w the way my sister names her spotify playlists

[papaemeritusiiiownsmyass]

I think your sister's a genius tbh

[oneheadtoanother]

[mockwa]

[gonzocoded]

I’m not asking this to be rude, but do you have mental illness?

when i checked my spotify stats yesterday, my most listened to track for this year was the angry birds theme song. hope this answers your question!

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[cursedpossums]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[thyrell]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

water

meat

vegetables

salt

this is soup.

[thyrell]

its too cold

[oh-my-god-someone-actually]

Gazpacho

[thyrell]

no tomatos in it

[aflo]

there's at least one tomato in it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it's DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[krishnahare]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece

[adulthoodisokay]

UNMUTE