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omgcheckplease

You know what? Today is a good day to start Check, Please! (You can also read it here.)

Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

the-weeping-angel-slayer-deacti

ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLATONIC LOVE!!!

gummibearbullet

“You dont get to suck a dick and go number one, you sociopath” I’m dying

letsoulswander

[ID: a series of screenshots of Daniel Sloss, a white man wearing a black shirt and holding a microphone, doing standup comedy on a stage, as follows:

My best friend in the whole wide world is a woman called Jean. We’ve been best friends for about eight or nine years. A lot of people don’t believe it’s platonic, but it is, the idea of each other naked makes us both very sad. But we love each other, we do, we’ve just been together through most things.

Two months into my relationship with my ex-girlfriend, she was like “Sometimes I feel like you love Jean more than me.“

And I was like “Baby, no! All the time! Every hour of every day I love her more than I love you. Because she’s put the ground work in. You don’t get to suck a dick and go to number one, you sociopath.” End ID.]

butterflypeaflowertea

love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

butterflypeaflowertea

why are so many people on this post saying things like “oh so what abt aromantic people then 🙄” like um… stumbling as u give up your seat for an elderly lady on the bus. stroking your friend’s hair as they cry in your arms. someone you care abt making you a long lovely playlist of songs you might like. attentively listening to your sibling as they talk excitedly about something they care abt. the sound of hundreds of people in unison singing a song they love at a concert. someone peeling a clementine and saving half of it for themselves and giving the other half to you. letting your cat crawl all over you even though her claws are scratchy. sitting in comfortable silence with someone. the pride shining in your grandfather’s eyes when you facetime him and tell him abt what you’ve been up to. taking a sip of your friend’s boba. people grinning at you when u blow out the candles on your birthday cake… these things aren’t love to you? you guys don’t consider that love? really? truly?

namk1

emmaduerrewatson

TAYLOR SWIFT To put it plainly, we just couldn’t stop writing songs. To try and put it more poetically, it feels like we were standing on the edge of the folklorian woods and had a choice: to turn and go back or to travel further into the forest of this music. We chose to wander deeper in. I’ve never done this before. In the past I’ve always treated albums as one-off eras and moved onto planning the next one after an album was released.

omgcheckplease

From The Chirpbook! 🐤

Update!

Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

foulserpent

its extremely unlikely that DB Cooper is still alive (also he very well might have died from his jump) but if he is and if the DNA evidence identifies him thru a relative or w/e i think he should not be charged solely on the grounds that it was pretty dope