code name: princess

[liberalsarecool]

'11 years of nothing' is the conservative work ethic when it comes to helping others.

Trump will never deliver a healthcare plan.

The con man never fulfills a clear promise.

[liberalsarecool]

Worst speaker? Kevin McCarthy? Paul Ryan? John Boehner?

[jemmalynette]

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

[lesbian-shakespeare]

[liberalsarecool]

Tesla and SpaceX would not exist without massive government spending

[depsidase]

[tickfleato]

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

[retrodynamics]

One time instead of finishing inking a single drawing I straight up applied for and got a new job

[fangorn-forest]

doctors: we are so smart. and so powerful. also all-knowing btw.

doctors when dealing with a health condition found primarily in women: ummmm. idk. that’s scary. also you’re making it up.

[serenityquest]

[thedogeveryonehates]

[punkitt-is-here]

[feyburner]

Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

[saywhat-politics]

Major pension fund tells Tesla investors: vote against Musk's $55B pay package

Several pension funds and investment groups signed a letter asking Tesla investors to vote against Musk's pay package and two Tesla director

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[sadclowncentral]

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[foogsfarts]

this picture begged to be painted. i gave it a nice frame too

[cafiffle]

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

[vague-humanoid]

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[alreadyundermygenjutsu]

Give me jelly beans you fuck head