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unionizedwizard

ma they gave coke to my white mages

ofdarklands

now we know why they call them 'white' mages

nongunktional

alchemists' guild in shambles as the healers figure out how to create stimulants from aether

unionizedwizard

the Snow White mages ..........

unionizedwizard

Limit Breaking. Bad

unionizedwizard

yeah that's how you're supposed to do it i'm pretty sure

ofdarklands

"hey stop dying for a second i need to top up"

itsapmseymour

New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

liam-the-awesome-guy

NeW DnD SpElL

PeRpEtUaL ViCiOuS MoCkErY

YoU Do pSyChIc dAmAgE By jUsT RePeAtInG EvErYtHiNg yOuR FoE SaYs iN An aNnOyInGlY StUpId vOiCe

itsapmseymour

YOU SON OF A-

itsapmseymour

Oh no- is this how it happens

itsapmseymour

tHiS iS gETTinG ouT of HAND, I mUsT usE revERse MoCKery, BY saying iT SiLlY alREADY so THE reSponsES aRE NoRmAL bOring VoiCes!

On Worshipping Hades

There are a ton of posts out there for signs and symbols, offerings and all that. Regardless, I’m making this post because Hades is the God I receive the most asks about, and this post was highly requested.

The Basics

Offerings:

Coins & other money (traditionally gold or brass, but all money works)

Stones, especially dark, jagged stones

Alcohol, especially wine

Honey

Milk or Water

Tobacco

Herbs: cypress, mint, myrrh, patchouli, bay, pumpkin, yew, wormwood, cinnamon, lavender, willow, oak

Flowers: marigold, dandelion, rose, lily, daisies, rowan, poppy, daffodils, calendulas

Oils, especially olive oils and vinegars

Salts and spices

Shells or bones of the earth

Teas, especially blacks and oolongs

Breads or cakes

Fruits, such as apples and pomegranates

Meat (especially lamb)

Incenses: frankincense, myrrh, wormwood, sandalwood, cinnamon, rose, pomegranate

Candles: black, grey or silver

Symbols:

Dogs (Cerberus, specifically), black lambs, serpents and screech owls

Precious jewels, money, metals

Cypress, white asphodel, mint, narcissus

Drinking horn

Sceptre

Key

Helm of darkness

Black, grey, silver, gold

Nighttime

Autumn and Winter

Cemeteries, crossroads, forests, caves and mines

Ideas for the Altar:

Black mirror

Black cloth

Dark stones, such as hematite, onyx, obsidian, jet and the like

Shells

Dirt from outside, or graveyard dirt

Black, grey or silver candles

Flowers (dried works well too)

Bones (ethically sourced)

Representations of any of His symbols, listed above

Money, especially rare coins

Silver, or other precious metals

Family heirlooms

Active Practice

Worship Etiquette:

As with all chthonic deities, offerings are usually poured down. Offerings that float up (such as incense) are less common, but can be used.

Food offerings are usually buried instead of eaten. However, if need be, you may eat them.

Offerings are often buried, poured down the drain, or into the trash. This is done to ‘complete’ the offering.

This is very traditional, but I want to include it for extra information. In a temple with a roof, offerings would often be left by His feet all day and then during at night. Also, since the Mycenaean period, priests of Άδης would rhythmically pound their hands on the ground whilst praying to Him. I will sometimes tap (not pound) my head to the floor while praying in honor of this tradition.

As always, be polite. Hades will forgive any mistakes with a forgiveness offerings and continued respect.

Ideas for Active Worship:

Saving money, and spending it wisely

Cleaning litter from cemeteries, and tending to old graves

Offerings to the dead, as well as money to the spirits of the dead to let them pass on, and donating the physical change

Collecting crystals and stones

Making an altar to tend dead spirits

Studying other cultures’ burial methods and cemetery rites

Donating to burial, mortuary or funeral services

If you communicate to spirits, treat them kindly and help them move on

Ancestral worship

Praying

Devotional poems and artwork

Dedicating items to Him, such as jewelry, a wand, or a specific bone

Working with death energy and dying plants during autumn and winter

Caring for dogs kindly

Reflecting on your thoughts and emotions on death

Helping others who have experienced loss

Frequently Asked or Requested Information

Hades can help with:

Fears about death or dying

Suicidal tendencies

Chronic illness

Money and business

Creativity

Moving on

Releasing regrets, guilt, and past relationships

Seasonal worship and practice

Earth magic and herb work

Recovery from trauma

Spirit work, namely spirits of the dead

You DO NOT need to:

Be a spirit worker or death worker in order to work with Him

Swear an oath with Him, unless you’re 110% sure to commit

Be a devotee in order to worship Him

Only worship Him

Speak super formally to Him

Be someone you’re not in order to worship Him

You DO need to:

Honor Him

Be respectful

????

PROFIT

More Questions I’ve Answered

What are more DO’s and DON’T’s?

How do I know it’s Hades and not someone else?

I want to devote! How can I?

What if I can’t give extravagant offerings?

I can’t bury His food offerings

I feel like He’s not listening

I think I’ve fallen in love with Hades

Easy ways to start worshipping

I’m closeted, and want to devote

More tips for closeted worship

What are some modern things Hades would like?

How does Hades feel about cursing?

I was taught to fear Hades …

What do I even say to Him?

Do you have any tips or advice for someone wanting to become more involved with death magic and Hades?

Are there any Gods Hades wouldn’t want to be worshipped alongside?

How do you pray to Him through journal?

Advice on devoteeing

For more information on worshipping Hades–espeically devoteeism and oaths–you can check out this zine I published about Him, Pleading to Hades.

ms-newvegas

Cool I hope that the swifties encircle his house like a pack of lions and physically rip him apart before putting his head on a spike

hard4softthings

escuerzoresucitado

everydaylouie

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i've been listening to Buena Vista Social Club and this came to my mind lol

also I used Vocaloid™️ for the first time for the couple of spanish lyrics lol

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Gerard P Donelan

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

kyrianne

More of his stuff and about him

kyrianne

laslloronas

My absolute favorite of his work

twinprime

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

twinprime

this is spiritually healing to me

beans-after-midnight

a platypus palette?

zzoupz

beans-after-midnight

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

yamujiburo

So how awkward is the first family dinner as Ash and Pikachu stare daggers at Jessie (and perhaps James and Meowth if they are there as well) as Delia tries to keep the peace?

the idea of everyone being pissed off at jessie specifically is really funny

yamujiburo

Jessie gets a letter addressed to "Mr. Jesse Ketchum".

how do addresses in the pokemon world work

tsukinoinaba

this is hilarious because the return address means James is in the same town. even if we ignore how small towns are in-game, Pallet Town doesn’t seem THAT big. James could’ve walked that letter to their mail box and stuck it in there, just using the address to let Jessie know he did it.

but it has a stamp.

and a post mark ON the stamp.

this EXTRA mf-er, instead of walking two blocks to Jessie’s mailbox, walked the opposite direction for two blocks to give it to the post office, paying postage to do it, and make THEM walk the four blocks to put it in Jessie’s mailbox.

he’s been WAITING for at least a day or two for this to get delivered so he can see her reaction.

that is dedication to the bit.

yamujiburo

im glad you picked up on all of this because the implication itself made me laugh while i was drawing this 😭😭😭