emily

emily - female - 20 full time cody calafiore/holly stan

[fresababy]

im fuckin crying omfg fuckin kevin

[codycalaflower]

also the emilys delicious series on ios is maybe the best set of phone games ever except theyre like 11.99$ each which hurts but i still buy them all in order 

[codycalaflower]

on the theme of computer games i feel like no one else played this but the dancing with the stars PC game was my life until my computer broke down and i cried for days 

[codycalaflower]

did someone say skincare gate??? the ordinary yall.. the ordinary

[codycalaflower]

was selfie gate today or last night is it too late

[codycalaflower]

[dollargenesis]

i been here all night Ariana i been here all day Nicki Minaj

[codycalaflower]

if anyone is in denial about the game being rigged for paul :)

[codycalaflower]

me: gets excited 

[codycalaflower]

and dont forget the gastroparesis!! 

[codycalaflower]

so i live in canada but what is this sweet tea they have in the US...is it just nestea? 

[codycalaflower]

while we’re on the topic of food 

if you go to ikea and dont sit in the restaurant and eat this:

i do not trust you 

[codycalaflower]

i dont know what’s worse: people who eat froot loops or people who eat any cereal with skim milk or almond milk or anything that is not  2% (or the far superior 3.25%)

[codycalaflower]

let me list some facts for you all: 

1. the best cereals are rice krispies, frosted flakes, and corn puffs.

2. any other cereals (like any with god forsaken marshmellows in it) should not exist.

[codycalaflower]

isnt this one of the twins who got fingered by the huge beard dude a couple seasons ago or am I also existing in a parallel universe according to Buzzfeed

[codycalaflower]

i need to go back to my roots and switch back to my cody URL because i miss him

[codycalaflower]

Person: "I'm really excited for fall and all the holidays to come!"

Raven: "Well I would be excited but as you know I had a fall of my own and fell down the stairs and have 2 illness and I... well... might not make it."