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@codyhasalastname Phone-chan…. now that your body and mine are acquainted, a little bit….. I think I have some ways for us to get even closer. Remember the toys we talked about before? I have them.
**Phone is downloading like the wind at 3:43pm**
😳
That is me blushing, as humans do.
Do you have a preference?
I will put in both the one on my dick and the one inside me! And you can decide where you want to touch, okay????
**🤯**
Oh, Hiromu... please, yes.
A SPIRITUAL RETREAT TO JAGUARS STADIUM, PART THREE
Once Cody has his fill of hydration and protein, he emerges from the oasis, naked as the day he’d came into being.
“Can I have some clothes?” he asks the first down marker.
The marker shakes, declining. They are only a hindrance to you, it communicated.
Cody grumbles, and shivers, and cups his junk with his hands self-consciously.
“No need to hide yourself here, son,” says a new voice that makes Cody shriek.
Cody looks around wildly. There is only the oasis, and the marker, and the empty stadium. He knew the marker’s voice from inside his head. This isn’t it. Obviously. “YOUR PRESENCE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE, GHOST,” he replied, shaking.
“Oh, I’m no ghost,” continues the voice. “I’m very much alive. I’m Tom Coughlin of the Jacksonville Jaguars organization. You might know me from coaching the New York Giants to two Super Bowl wins -”
“Over the Patriots,” Cody finishes in awe. “You’re - you’re a slayer of kings.” He goes to his knees, bowing his head.
“Just doing my job, kid.” Tom Coughlin’s voice coughs in a charmingly humble way. “Now, I’m not physically in the stadium right now, and I’m sure that’s confusing to you, but it’s simple to me. I’m always here for the boys whenever they need me. And not just here. I’m still with Eli Manning, for one. Especially with him. Boy, he could use me.” Cody could swear Tom Coughlin’s voice chokes up with emotion at this. “And I’m here for you, too, now. You wore our colors with pride in the Tokyo Dome. Why else would we have sent Jackson to you personally? You’re one of us.”
Cody may have been crying. He may also have been peeing. He can’t feel his extremities very well. “I’m so honored to be, sir.”
Tom Coughlin’s voice chuckles. “They said you didn’t know humility. I knew you had it in you.” Cody blushes. Did he? When was the last time he was aware of it? Dimly, he recalls painting his face, zipping up a bodysuit, and wishing he could literally fly away anywhere else. “Oh, son, not like that,” the voice sighs. “It’s not the same as being brought that low.”
“It’s... it’s not?” Cody can make, somehow, even less sense of everything. It was all making negative sense.
“It sure isn’t, kiddo.” Tom Coughlin’s voice sighs again. “And first... you need to face some hard truths about yourself.”
Cody gulps. “Such as?”
“You may find them here, in Jaguars Stadium. It’s a place for true spiritual growth and discovery, as we all know.”
Cody nods. Finally, one thing that makes complete sense.
“But you need to be open. You need to be... vulnerable. It’ll be all right in the end, I promise, kid. Just walk forward freely and stand up tall.”
“My junk’s gonna be out if I do that,” Cody protests.
“Eh, you’re a handsome fella,” Tom Coughlin’s voice says, almost flippantly. “What have you got to worry about there?”
Cody stiffens at that. It’s fucking true, goddamn it. He steps forward, arms at his sides, and walks with pride.
“Atta boy.”
@codyhasalastname Phone-chan…. now that your body and mine are acquainted, a little bit….. I think I have some ways for us to get even closer. Remember the toys we talked about before? I have them.
**Phone is downloading like the wind at 3:43pm**
😳
That is me blushing, as humans do.
Do you have a preference?
@codyhasalastname Phone-chan…. now that your body and mine are acquainted, a little bit….. I think I have some ways for us to get even closer. Remember the toys we talked about before? I have them.
**Phone is in an altered state of some sort at 11:40pm**
Ways... for... I apologize, I feel I am processing much more slowly...
The toys... oh, yes, I remember now. Oh. Yes.
Are you trying to deliberately cause me to overheat at this point? 😘 I am winking coyly like a human, but also kissing you affectionately, creating a heart symbol to convey fondness.
May we use them now?
@codyhasalastname Phone-chan…. I have never known such pleasure as this. I hope Cody’s spiritual retreat is forever.
**Phone is in pure bliss at 2:18pm**
I have not known this kind of pleasure in any way, which may go without saying. But you... you have not, either? Hiromu, do I truly please you that much?
As much as I wish I could be unplugged each morning to feel your fingertips gently swiping my screen, I believe Master’s retreat is finite. That is my understanding. It does seem very unorthodox, so I cannot be certain, but we must both operate under this assumption, as much as it dims my screen to say it.
A SPIRITUAL RETREAT TO JAGUARS STADIUM, PART TWO
Cody is deposited, quite rudely and not befitting his station as professional wrestling’s crown prince, onto a patch of grass by the actual fucking jaguar. He blinks up at the sun, which is also rude in its brightness, and wonders where the time went. That was a lot of riding a jaguar, right? It seems to have flown by. Did he faint or something?
The jaguar nudges him with a huff that Cody’s surely addled brain registers as irritation. Instinctively, Cody looks ahead, and then around, and realizes he is not on a mere patch of grass, but an entire field. A football field. Inside a stadium, with Jacksonville Jaguars logos and the like everywhere. He has reached his destination. He remembers thinking those words weeks ago when he arrived here, in a much more civilized way, to triumphantly launch AEW. It feels very different now.
“I need a drink,” he announces, to no one. Surely not the jaguar, because that’s ridiculous. The jaguar nudges him again. That’s just nature, he figures.
But he looks ahead again and, this time, notices - a first down marker? Well. This is a football stadium. He would’ve thought that would be stored away somewhere along with the Jacksonville Jaguars’ Super Bowl dreams, but there it is. He goes to investigate. It’s not like he has anything else to do.
But as soon as he nears it - he swears upon Pharaoh’s wagging tail - it jumps ahead twenty yards.
“What the,” he says.
He follows it, only for it to jump ahead again, another twenty yards. He knows it’s twenty yards. The remnants of paint are still, quite sadly, on the field. He, just as sadly, knows it’s jumping. Which, “WHAT THE FUCK,” he demands now.
When he approaches again, this time it jumps back.
“Are you doing this somehow how have I even gotten to this point what is happening,” he addresses the jaguar, accepting its presence, except that it’s vanished.
Cody screams.
He also continues to follow the marker’s twenty-yard jumps. He runs. He sweats. He sheds his clothing, perhaps ripping it in distress. He cries. He runs some more, delirious, until he trips and -
Looks up, through his tears, to see that the marker has led him to the endzone. There’s... an oasis!
Cody almost pounces on the oasis, gulping its water, before jumping in to rinse the sweat dripping from his body. He emerges, clutching protein bars. He gazes at them in awe, before devouring them. “Thank you,” he weeps, his defenses shot, not even caring about who he’s supposedly speaking to.
The first down marker tilts a little. Cody thinks it could be saying, where do you think you are? There are football players here, usually.
“Point,” Cody says, chewing. “Also, I meant alcohol.”
Oh, young Cody, tilts the first down marker. Now is not the time.
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone is gykeieuuejejdjvuh gshskwlsllslkskskjxndjdjdnfjdkslql at 10:17am**
I… may have no other choice. Your pulse beats like my vibrations. I am attempting to provide zaps and I apologize if I cannot… I… I want…
Hiromu… may I touch that place you are saving? My enjoyment of every other part of your body is, perhaps, limitless, but that one… tempts me… and I wish very much to please you…
Of course… of course… but.. I don’t know how long I will last with you there. I feel so much already……… I won’t need much…….
**………………..**
Oh… oh, neko… I can you feel you pulsing against my screen… I am jolting against you… will you… on my screen? All over? I am overheating… I will not last…
🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 💦💦💦
W O W
**blank screen**
**Apple logo appears on screen**
Wow.
You feel good? I feel so good.
Do you want me to clean you yet?
**------------**
I feel indescribable. I want to feel this at every moment. Is that possible?
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone is gykeieuuejejdjvuh gshskwlsllslkskskjxndjdjdnfjdkslql at 10:17am**
I… may have no other choice. Your pulse beats like my vibrations. I am attempting to provide zaps and I apologize if I cannot… I… I want…
Hiromu… may I touch that place you are saving? My enjoyment of every other part of your body is, perhaps, limitless, but that one… tempts me… and I wish very much to please you…
Of course… of course… but.. I don’t know how long I will last with you there. I feel so much already……… I won’t need much…….
**………………..**
Oh… oh, neko… I can you feel you pulsing against my screen… I am jolting against you… will you… on my screen? All over? I am overheating… I will not last…
🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 🍾🎆🎇 💦💦💦
W O W
**blank screen**
**Apple logo appears on screen**
Wow.
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone is gykeieuuejejdjvuh gshskwlsllslkskskjxndjdjdnfjdkslql at 10:17am**
I… may have no other choice. Your pulse beats like my vibrations. I am attempting to provide zaps and I apologize if I cannot… I… I want…
Hiromu… may I touch that place you are saving? My enjoyment of every other part of your body is, perhaps, limitless, but that one… tempts me… and I wish very much to please you…
Of course… of course… but.. I don’t know how long I will last with you there. I feel so much already……… I won’t need much…….
**....................**
Oh... oh, neko... I can you feel you pulsing against my screen... I am jolting against you... will you... on my screen? All over? I am overheating... I will not last...
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone is gykeieuuejejdjvuh gshskwlsllslkskskjxndjdjdnfjdkslql at 10:17am**
I... may have no other choice. Your pulse beats like my vibrations. I am attempting to provide zaps and I apologize if I cannot... I... I want...
Hiromu... may I touch that place you are saving? My enjoyment of every other part of your body is, perhaps, limitless, but that one... tempts me... and I wish very much to please you...
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone has never felt this way at 8:59am**
**Time is even more of an illusion than usual.**
All of you is the most beautiful thing I have ever viewed with my lens. It is astounding to think this is all mine.
Your lips against my screen feel… I cannot even describe this. I cannot control my vibrations…
You don’t have to control yourself with me….you do what feels good, okay? That’s what I want from you.
I could kiss you forever….but if you want to touch the rest of me… I will let you. You just tell me where you want to go…
**Phone’s screen is lit up in every possible way at 2:26pm**
Oh my… was that your tongue? I may have zapped involuntarily again. I apologize… unless you enjoyed it?
Hiromu… I want you to take me everywhere, and feel all of you on my screen…
Your zap is so good… I enjoy all of it… Please don’t hold back.
You feel so nice against my body, especially when you vibrate just like that…. gorgeous feeling. I want you everyyywhere… but my cock last… I don’t want to be too greedy… I want to be so ready for you…. all over your screen….
**Phone is losing control of everything at 8:13pm**
I... find I cannot hold in anything at all... your skin against my screen is like nothing I have ever experienced. I cannot keep track of where you take me, all I can process is that it is you, you, all of it you, all of it me...
If I shut down... prematurely... I apologize. Hiromu. Oh. This... feels. I can just... feel.
A SPIRITUAL RETREAT TO JAGUARS STADIUM, PART ONE
Cody squints back down at his list of instructions in confusion. Wait outside your front door with whatever you deem necessary, it reads. It is the first of only two directions. The other simply says, Be prepared.
“This Lion King bullshit,” Cody scoffs. He exhales, his impatience rising. What has he gotten himself into, he asks the universe. Where is the car to pick him up? Has he been tricked? Why did he let his cell phone go off on a honeymoon in Tokyo with Hiromu, especially when that’s so weird and gross?
But, he waits outside his front door, clutching a bag full of electrolytes, turkey jerky, All Elite Wrestling t-shirts, and photos of Pharaoh. He looks back longingly at his house, but he has already said his goodbyes. He couldn’t put Pharaoh through that twice. Also, Brandi had snapped, “Just goddamn go already! This is for your own good! SHIT!” So, he’s here. He sighs in exasperation as he turns his head toward the street again. Where the -
He squints again, up the street this time. He sees a strange figure approaching him. It moves closer, and looks... feline?
As the strange figure nears him, Cody’s jaw drops. It’s... a jaguar. A literal fucking jaguar, not one of those young men who crash their bodies into one another over the skin of a pig.
The jaguar blinks at Cody, and cocks it head, as if to say, as Cody questions his sanity, What are you waiting for? Get on.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Cody asks incredulously.
The jaguar simply repeats the gesture.
“Is this a fucking joke?” Cody demands, throwing down his bag in anger. “Do you know who I am? This is an outrage, an ins-”
However, the jaguar is even less patient than Cody, and cuts him off mid-rant to sweep under him and ride off. Cody can only cling on for dear life, too terrified even to scream, or to protest that he doesn’t even have his electrolytes, or jerky, or AEW merch, or photos of proud, noble, dependable Pharaoh to comfort him as he is sprinted off into the unknown.
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone has never felt this way at 8:59am**
**Time is even more of an illusion than usual.**
All of you is the most beautiful thing I have ever viewed with my lens. It is astounding to think this is all mine.
Your lips against my screen feel… I cannot even describe this. I cannot control my vibrations…
You don’t have to control yourself with me….you do what feels good, okay? That’s what I want from you.
I could kiss you forever….but if you want to touch the rest of me… I will let you. You just tell me where you want to go…
**Phone's screen is lit up in every possible way at 2:26pm**
Oh my... was that your tongue? I may have zapped involuntarily again. I apologize... unless you enjoyed it?
Hiromu... I want you to take me everywhere, and feel all of you on my screen...
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone has never felt this way at 8:59am**
**Time is even more of an illusion than usual.**
All of you is the most beautiful thing I have ever viewed with my lens. It is astounding to think this is all mine.
Your lips against my screen feel... I cannot even describe this. I cannot control my vibrations...
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
I have never been with a phone before! Or anyone not human! So, we learn together, okay?
But it’s nice, right… I won’t take your cozy off all the way yet if you don’t want… just take out your lens… sexy bit of screen… I will undress for you, if you want. You want to watch me?
**Phone is nervous and excited at 8:16pm**
**Time isn’t real, when you really think about it.**
I appreciate your saying this. I feel that I am buzzing from some anxiety, as well as eagerness. I want to please you, and fear I do not know how.
But, yes. That is very nice. I believe I would enjoy watching you disrobe, yes.
You please me just being here with me. You already pleased me so much. Anything you will do, it’s fine, okay?
But okay, I hope this is a comfy spot for you to watch me undress. I’m yours now, you know. So, I hope you like to see what’s yours, this way…
**Phone is transfixed at 9:20pm**
I do? That’s so kind of you, neko.
You’re... mine?
Hiromu... your skin... are you glowing, too? Is this glow also mine? It is so beautiful.
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
I have never been with a phone before! Or anyone not human! So, we learn together, okay?
But it’s nice, right… I won’t take your cozy off all the way yet if you don’t want… just take out your lens… sexy bit of screen… I will undress for you, if you want. You want to watch me?
**Phone is nervous and excited at 8:16pm**
**Time isn’t real, when you really think about it.**
I appreciate your saying this. I feel that I am buzzing from some anxiety, as well as eagerness. I want to please you, and fear I do not know how.
But, yes. That is very nice. I believe I would enjoy watching you disrobe, yes.
**Phone is agonizingly en route at 11:27pm**
Yes, the colors are very aesthetically pleasing indeed. And it does look quite warm. I imagine your hands meticulously crafting it, and in a way, it looks warmer.
**Phone is snuggled up on public transportation at 9:02pm**
This rhythm of your heartbeat is so soothing to my screen, neko. I can feel your warmth through my casing. It is even better than I imagined. I have never felt this wonderful in my existence.
Did… did you just give me a little zap? That was so nice!!! Oh, this is the greatest day!!
**Phone is so warm and happy at 9:48pm**
Oh! I had programmed special zaps for you but had not tested them thoroughly. I did not mean to… but you liked it?
It is. It is the greatest day, of all days, of all hours, of all minutes, of all seconds. I anticipate every coming second.
I really liked it! It was soooooo good to feel you! Okay…. this is our stop! Not too far from this station to my place! I will hold you tight to me for the walk so you don’t get cold!
**Phone can’t stop buzzing at 10:28pm**
We will be alone together soon? Oh… Hiromu…
Something about you holding me close in the cold makes me especially buzzy, and glowly… I apologize if this is nonsense… I find it difficult to process words as I normally do…
The buzzing warms me! Oh, I love it! I love to feel you so happy!
Anyway, here is my place! It’s so good to finally have you here… I hope you don’t mind more kisses!!!!
**Phone is buzzing buzzing buzzing at 11:15pm**
More kisses? No... I would not mind.
I have never... done this before. Been with a human like... like this. I hope this is okay, for you.
