Black Hole Son

Cody Quinn De Wit. 33. Co-Owner & manager of Brwery 99.

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elisemai‌:

“Bread chunks in cream? That sounds disgusting. Wet bread isn’t a good thing. At least make a fruit salad or something.” She glanced from the TV to Cody, an amused smile on her face. “Did bread pudding kill your parents in a shrouded alleyway or something? I’ve never seen someone get so worked up over a show like this.”

“No I mean bread pudding is solid if you have a good one. I’m just saying its lazy. Been watching this fucking show all day and I’ve just seen so many bread puddings I think these fuckers are lazy. I wouldn’t care if it showed up once or twice all day, but everyone just chops their shit up to make break pudding and it’s annoying.”

[codyquinn-dw]

sterlingxlangley‌:

“Man, please change the damn channel.” He groaned over to his friend. “Chopped is a lame ass show anyways and bread pudding is fucking disgusting. Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

“Fine. Fine! I’ll change the fucking channel. Just know that I’m fucking bitter about this stupid fucking show. All day. A dozen or more episodes and at least six bread puddings, two of which were in the same episode finale.”

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elisemai‌:

Elise wasn’t technically allowed to be in a bar, so as to not raise suspicion, her gaze was fixed hard on the bar to make sure she didn’t make eye contact with anyone. That, of course, might have made her look weirder, but her attention snapped up at the bartender’s outburst. “What even is bread pudding? It sounds awful.”

“It’s like fucking... it’s fruit and bead chunks and heavy cream. It’s an excuse for just putting allllll the shit from the surprise basket together to make one desert in the final round which is insane that people fucking win doing that shit.”

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aspenyorke‌:

“This is the best time to go to a Halloween store,” Aspen told them, “Please just come with me to buy my decorations so I can forget about the fact that I’m about to turn thirty in a month, because I swear I’m going to impulsively buy a goat.” 

“Fine. Fine. If you’ll stop asking I’ll go.And only because it’s not going to be that crowded but otherwise I would be saying no fucking way. I also don’t want to hear it if you buy a goat.”

[codyquinn-dw]

“If one more person makes bread pudding for dessert on this show I’m going to change the channel. I thought chopped was about creativity? Everyone’s just making bread pudding for dessert every other episode. Fuck bread pudding. No one wants to eat this goddamn shit.”

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[dailyadamdriver]

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