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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Not today Justin

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we're not kids anymore.
Today's Document
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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Acquired Stardust
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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BEFORE YOU INTERACT WITH ME OR MY POSTS, READ THIS!!
But I understand if you just reblogged from a reblog and don't really see this first lmao
First of all, I just wanna say, this is an 18+ blog.
Preferably even 20+.
Anyway, Read below please :]
thank you so much to hairy women. you are so important and society genuinely owes you everything
make wizard hat (•:|>
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great wizard guys
here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword
Omg this post is poppin’ off! But you guys are so funny 😭😭 thanks for the support! 🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️
To be fair, it's been a goal of mine to get out to Lake Como, Italy and stand on the very spot the sand line was uttered. I completely understand you, op.
Well, do I have a news for you! It also was my life’s dream 🥰
one of my fav types of tiktoks is 16 yo boys fucking around in their mom's closet when she isnt home
is it just you and me and the wreckage of the world?
the high def ministicker images
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
These are all so good!!!
thussy hits different
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?
( @mrv3000 )
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
Hey can you hold this onion for me? I’m using it for tonight’s dinner, so keep an eye on it for me ok?
Oh my god, did I not tell you to…. This is all your fault. Dinner will be bland and it is all your fault
Gurls kissing gurls. ✂️