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MINORS, TERFS AND PRO-SHIPPERS DNI !! 25 y/o, she/him. I just shitpost here. uhhh also autistic w/ adhd. Feel free to message me...... 💜

[meet-the-coffee]

BEFORE YOU INTERACT WITH ME OR MY POSTS, READ THIS!!

But I understand if you just reblogged from a reblog and don't really see this first lmao

First of all, I just wanna say, this is an 18+ blog.

Preferably even 20+.

Anyway, Read below please :]

Short info:

Name: Coffee / Bell

Age: 25

Pronouns: She/Him, or literally any lmao

LGBTQ+? Yes, bisexual as fuck. Or... i guess pan.... wait... idk, i'm confused. Also obviously bigender!!

Nationality: Swedish

Belief: none, or... kind of Witchcraft?? But not really active.

Other: Medicated for ADHD. Also autistic.

DO NOT INTERACT [DNI] if any of these relates to you:

You're below 18.

Pro-Shipper (problematic and fucked up ships)

Age Regression Kink

DDLG, DDLB, MDLG, MDLB

Transphobic

Homophobic

Racist

Sexist

Ableist (yes, autism moms, you too.)

Zoophilia / Pedophilia / any of that fucked up shit

You think mlm or wlw is "sexy"/hot. (Unless you are part of such a relationship lmao. This is because sexualization of people is fucked up especially if you're fetishizing them.)

You think Cringe Culture is unironically alive (fuck that. Autism wins !!!)

Enforcer of ANY belief. Yes, even the one I'm somewhat part of. And yes, even the belief that there is no god and/or you should abandon your religion.

If any of these makes you think "hey, I'm that!!" Then... well, some of them are a little more fine than others for you to interact with me... but some of them are strict no. Like the anti-lgbtq+ shit, or the fetish stuff. Nah dude.

Minors, PLEASE stay out. You can come back when you're 18 :) you'll understand when you're my age 🫶

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much to hairy women. you are so important and society genuinely owes you everything

[wizardsisananimal]

make wizard hat (•:|>

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Voting ended onAug 16, 2023

[evenedelweiss]

great wizard guys

[depsidase]

[quarklynx]

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

[sarcasticsargassum]

[skinnyazn]

I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….

Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮‍💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!

[skinnyazn]

Omg this post is poppin’ off! But you guys are so funny 😭😭 thanks for the support! 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

[beakedwhalesyo]

To be fair, it's been a goal of mine to get out to Lake Como, Italy and stand on the very spot the sand line was uttered. I completely understand you, op.

[skinnyazn]

Well, do I have a news for you! It also was my life’s dream 🥰

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

one of my fav types of tiktoks is 16 yo boys fucking around in their mom's closet when she isnt home

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[jacketpotatoo]

is it just you and me and the wreckage of the world?

[quimser]

the high def ministicker images

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[writing-prompt-s]

These are all so good!!!

[rimuru-mayhem]

thussy hits different

[retrogamingblog2]

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[retrogamingblog2]

[feefal]

Hey can you hold this onion for me? I’m using it for tonight’s dinner, so keep an eye on it for me ok?

[feefal]

Oh my god, did I not tell you to…. This is all your fault. Dinner will be bland and it is all your fault

[secondlina]

Gurls kissing gurls. ✂️