Coffee Fueled Weeb Witch

🔮 Cartomancy, Pendulum Dowsing, Shufflemancy 🔮 💜 Aspen | They/Them | Ace & Enby | 29 | ♑☀️, ♉🌙 | Disabled Witch 💜 💜 Athena, Hades, Hermes 💜

[onetrackminded]

I hate how ceremonial magick has become so intertwined with self-help culture and internet "optimization" bullshit, because there is so much amazing tradition to pull and learn from

But ceremonial magick feels so off-putting to many of us, especially if you're disabled, because of headass ceremonial magicians who swear that eating sugar "lowers your vibrations" or some shit

Marginalized witches need to reclaim the beauty of ceremonial magick and reform it, because for too long it's been relegated to wealthy, elite, educated, able-bodied white dudes who wanted to elevate themselves above everyone they marginalized

And for too long ceremonial magick has been over-hyped as this super intellectually complex thing that's only for REAL devotees, and I hate to break it to you but, most ceremonial magick is incoherent ramblings of old men who wanted to feel super duper smart

It's not rocket science, so please don't think it's too cerebral for you because the people who made up these rituals were fucking dumbasses trying things out and getting lucky once in a while

Ceremony is for everyone, not just lodge dorks who like smoking cigars, and honestly you'd do ceremonial magick way better than them anyways babes 🪄✨

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[prismatic-bell]

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Go forth. Be free.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

[gaiasgrimoire]

Prayer to the Dark Goddesses

Hekate, Queen of the Crossroads, I call upon you, mighty guide and protector. I seek your powerful presence as I walk through transitions and liminal spaces. Lead me with your wisdom as I step into the world of witchcraft, helping me cultivate discipline in my practice. Strengthen my intuition and sharpen my discernment, that I may set firm boundaries with others. Stand by me, Hekate, as I navigate the unknown, and shield me from all harm with your divine protection.

Kali, Fierce Mother of Liberation, I call upon you, the destroyer of fear and doubt. May you tear away only the obstacles that block me from realizing my fullest potential. I ask you to guide me gently, without plunging me too deeply into the abyss of shadow work. I seek your presence not for chaos, but for balance, clarity, and protection. Surround me with your fierce love and guard me from those who do not honor my truest expression of light and Christ consciousness. I honor you, Kali, with clear boundaries and deep respect.

Nyx, Goddess of the Night, I call upon you, gentle holder of the void. When darkness surrounds me, I ask for your protection and comfort. As I journey through the night, may your stars guide me safely back to the light. Teach me the strength and perseverance needed to endure the shadows. Let the time spent in your embrace help me shed all that no longer serves me, as I find my way to rebirth and renewal.

To the Dark Queens of Rebirth: Hekate, Kali, Nyx, and all the goddesses who walk with me, I ask for your protection from all forces, including those within me and from other planes of existence. With deep love, gratitude, and respect, I ask that you guide me safely and gently through the darkness—through my personal dark night, liminal space, underworld initiation, and shadow work. Use the darkness as a tool to reveal the light of Christ consciousness within and around me. Help me harness the magic of duality, balancing light and dark, and bring clarity to the highest levels of awareness within my soul. I thank you for your presence, your protection, and your profound wisdom.

|9.24.24|

[daily-prayers-to-lord-ares]

A Prayer to Ares at Night

Mighty Ares,

Shield of the bold, Guardian of the restless,

As darkness gathers and silence falls, I call to You.

Let me lay down my worries like armor at Your feet.

Ease the tension in my spirit,

Still the battle in my mind.

Let peace not surrender, but sacred rest

Settle upon me like dusk on a quiet field.

Watch over me through the night,

Sword sheathed, heart calm.

Stand at the gate of my dreams

Let no fear cross its threshold.

May I sleep knowing I am protected,

That I have faced the day with courage,

And that even in stillness,

Your strength is with me.

Goodnight, Lord Ares.

May Your presence guard my sleep

And stir my dreams with valor.

[daily-prayers-to-lord-ares]

A Prayer to Ares to Banish Negative Energy

Ares, Shield Bearer,

Protector and Purifier,

I call to You now

Not for battle, but for liberation.

Dark thoughts cling.

Heavy energy surrounds.

Doubt, fear, and bitterness twist in shadows.

But I am not made for chains.

And You, O God of Strength, break what binds.

Draw Your sword of fire and will.

Cut through the webs of negativity.

Let no curse, no whisper, no weight

Linger in my spirit or home.

Stand guard at the gates of my soul.

Let only truth, courage, and clarity remain.

Where there is weakness, lend me discipline.

Where there is poison, give me power.

I cast out what is not mine.

I rise with You

Bold, unshaken, and clean of spirit.

With every breath, I reclaim myself.

With every step, I walk in Your protection.

Hail Ares my shield, my strength, my fire.

[alder-bos]

Deities and their Tarot Cards (Long Post)

I’ve heard of Pagans being contacted by their gods via certain Tarot Cards, so I wanted to do a deep dive and outline which Cards are associated with which Gods. Hopefully this can help you tell which God is reaching out to you :)

Major Arcana

The Fool: Pan, Zeus, Dionysus, Loki, Hermes

The Magician: Hermes, Thoth, Odin,

The High Priestess: Hekate, Selene, Isis, Artemis, Freya, Ganesha, Tsukiyomi

The Empress: Aphrodite, Hera, Freya, Frigg, Isis, Hathor, Durga, Astarte, Demeter, Ishtar The Emperor: Zeus, Lugh, Odin, Horus, Ares, Osiris, Ra

The Hierophant: Osiris, Athena, Thoth, Seshat, Ogma, Horus, Apollo, Hermes, Odin, Brigid, Saraswati, Ganesha

The Lovers: Aengus Og, Aphrodite, Frigg, Rhea, Gaia, Demeter, Inanna, Ishtar, Parvati, Hathor, Isis, Brigid, Freya, Osiris, Cernunnos, Freyr, Dionysus, Pan The Chariot: Thor, The Morrigan, Nike, Athena, Astarte, Inanna, Ishtar, Anat, Freya, Bast, Durga, Odin, Horus, Sobek, Ares, Apollo, Set, Bellona

Justice: Lugh, Aengus Og, The Morrigan, Nemesis, Inanna, Themis, Ma’at, Nike, Athena, Zeus, Forseti

Strength: Thor, Hestia, Athena, Sekhmet, Bast, Macha, Brigid, Danu, Isis, The Virgin Mary, Bast, Sekhmet, The Dagda, Lugh

The Hermit: Odin, Isis, Hestia, Persephone, Hades, Hekate, Cerridwen, Brigid, The Muses, Saraswati, Hermes, Ogma, Odin

Wheel of Fortune: Zeus, Hathor, Isis, The Dagda, The Moirai, Maat, Arianhrod

The Hanged Man: Odin, Artemis, Osiris, Persephone, Inanna, Ishtar, Buddha, Jesus

Death: Persephone, Inanna, Ereshkigal, Isis, Nephtys, Izanami, Hel, Freya, Hades, Seth, Anubis, Osiris, Manannan Mac Lir, Odin, Thanatos, The Morrigan, Morana

Temperance: Artemis, Isis, Nepthys, Iris, Ma’at, Hebe, Apollo, Vishnu

The Devil: Dionysus, Pan, Set, Lilith, The Morrigan, Banshees, Baba Yaga, Lucifer, Baphomet, Satan, Veles, The Horned God

The Tower: Kali, Ares, Pele, Sekhmet, Hel, The Morrigan, Sedna, Anat, Ceres, Chernobog, Shiva

The Star: Aphrodite, Thoth, Hermes, Ishtar, Astrea, Isis, Arianhrod, The Virgin Mary, Inanna, Nuit, Isis, Nodens, Zorya

The Moon: Artemis, Hekate, Rhiannon, Cerridwen, Selene, Isis, Phoebe, Mani, Thoth, Arianhrod, Tsukiyomi, Chang-e

The Sun: Lugh, Apollo, Kupala, Helios, Brigid, Sol, Artemis, Athena, Aine, Bast, Sekhmet, Freyr, Horus, Aten, Ra, Agni

Judgement: Persephone, Ma’at, Osiris, Hephaestus, Isis, Kuan Yin, Horus, Hades

The World: Aengus Og, Demeter, The Dagda, Isis, Gaia, Cernunnos, Green Man

The Suits

Suit of Swords: The Morrigan, Freya, Hades, Odin, Athena, Hel

Suit of Wands: Lugh, Hephaestus, Ares, Bellona, Pele, Aine, Brigid, Apollo

Suit of Pentacles: Gaia, Demeter, Macha, Freyr

Suit of Cups: Poseidon, Aphrodite, Isis, Boann, Hera, Hathor

Kings

King of Pentacles: The Horned God, Freyr, Pan, Cernunnos, The Dagda

King of Cups: Lugh, Poseidon, Manannan Mac Lir, Njord, Apollo

King of Swords: Odin, Tyr, Zeus, Hermes, Horus

King of Wands: Ares, The Dagda, Zeus, Apollo

Queens

Queen of Pentacles: Hekate, Gaia, Eostre, Aine, Artemis, Ceres, Demeter

Queen of Cups: Aphrodite, Venus, Hera

Queen of Swords: The Morrigan, Freya, Athena, Themis

Queen of Wands: Brigid, Hestia, Bellona, Aine

Knights

Knight of Pentacles: Athena, Athena, Macha, Persephone, Lugh, Artemis, Demeter, Ceres

Knight of Cups: Aphrodite, Boann, Isis, Hathor

Knight of Swords: Badb, The Morrigan, Athena, Hermes, Nemain

Knight of Wands: Apollo, Brigid, Bellona, Lugh

Pages

Page of Pentacles: Athena, Apollo, Lugh, Pan, The Muses, Hathor

Page of Cups: Aphrodite, Lada

Page of Swords: The Morrigan, Freya, Odin, Athena, Nike, Bellona

Page of Wands: Artemis, Apollo, Brigid, Athena

[crazycatsiren]

You don't need to get fancy expensive sound bowls or musical instruments for sound cleansing/grounding/centering.

You can simply play music that you love. From phones, speakers, CDs, records, TV, whichever you have available to you.

Music moves through the air no matter its source. Sound waves exist no matter what or who is making them.

[space-queen]

low-key witchcraft 🌙

for witches who practice in secret, are chronically ill, or anyone else who might need it. ♡

color magic for the clothes you're wearing for the day

meditation and breathing exercises

single card cartomancy readings - you can even use playing cards

craft sigils

use a necklace as a pendulum if you don't have one

stir intention into your drink

add magically charged ingredients to your cooking

bless pre-made meals

bless your drinking water / add sigils to the bottom of your water bottle

craft an easily accessible, easily disguised shoebox or candy tin altar

keep crystals in your pocket or on your person for manifestation

magical planning, introspection, or meditation on low spoons days

practice energy manipulation with the energy readily available around you

gather natural items from the environment and use them as amulets or talismans, depending on what they are (acorns for protection, direction, and to ward against storms, for example)

bath and shower magic for self care if you can - a washcloth or makeup wipe with a simple incantation goes a long way

set a small open container of salt in your room to absorb bad vibes

or get a small salt lamp for the same purpose

open a window to let fresh air inside to cleanse your space

use wax melts, incense, or candles for positive vibes - you can carve sigils into the wax

choose scents that align with your intent for things like sprays, perfumes, soaps, candles, etc.

collect magical water for later use (rain, storm, moon, sun, etc.)

use beads and string or thread to craft charms for protection

craft a dream pillow with calming herbs such as lavender or chamomile for restful sleep

keep a tarot card or crystal under your pillow to manifest intentions as you sleep

cast a protection spell when you go to tie your shoes or buckle the seatbelt in your car

© 2025 space-queen

[coven-of-genesis]

Speak to the Elements

When the world feels heavy and your magic feels dim, remember - the elements are alive, listening, and waiting to teach you.

🔥 When you feel burdened by the past

Speak to Fire - he knows how to burn what no longer serves you.

“Transmute this weight into strength, make ashes of my attachments.”

💧 When you feel stagnant or numb

Speak to Water - she will show you how to move again.

“Teach me to flow, to change, to cleanse what clings too tight.”

🌬️ When you feel lost or confused

Speak to Air — it will whisper truth and clarity.

“Blow away the fog, remind me how to breathe again.”

🌿 When you want to give up

Speak to Earth - she knows death and rebirth by heart.

“Bury my doubt, let new strength rise in its place.”

🌙 When your heart aches

Speak to the Moon - she shines even when broken.

“Illuminate my pain, turn it into gentle understanding.”

☀️ When you feel powerless

Speak to the Sun - he will remind you of your light.

“Warm my spirit, awaken the fire sleeping within.”

[breelandwalker]

The Flower In The Hedge - A Baneful Protection Spell

Then the maiden and her dear Roland took again their natural shapes, and traveled on the whole night through until daybreak. Then the maiden changed herself into a beautiful flower, standing in the middle of a hedge of thorns, and her dear Roland into a fiddle-player. It was not long before the witch came striding up, and she said to the musician, "Dear musician, will you be so kind as to reach that pretty flower for me?” "Oh yes," said he, "I will strike up a tune to it." Then as she crept quickly up to the hedge to break off the flower, for she knew well who it was, he began to play, and whether she liked it or not, she was obliged to dance, for there was magic in the tune. The faster he played, the higher she had to jump, and the thorns tore her clothes, and scratched and wounded her, and he did not cease playing until she was spent, and lay dead.

-Sweetheart Roland, Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales

Intent: To protect yourself or a loved one from someone who means to do you harm.

Ideal Timing: Waning Moon

Materials:

Jar with Screw-top Lid

Pins, Needles, & Tacks

Palmful of Salt*

Poppet

To begin with, yes, this is a spell of protection. And yes, it is also a baneful spell. Two things can be true, and they are not incongruous. This particular model is a target-triggered spell, meaning that the effect of the spell will not activate unless the target of the spell completes a designated action. Thus, the activation of the spell is the consequence of their own actions.

Take your poppet and stuff the material focus, if there is one, into the chest cavity. If a focus is not available, you can use a name slip or name the poppet thus:

Poppet, I name you [Name]. Your limbs are their limbs, your flesh is their flesh. As you suffer, so shall they suffer, according to my will.

If the target is an unknown person, the poppet can be named Danger or Threat, but this spell generally works best with a proper name. You can also specify the actions which will trigger the activation of the spell, as well as the consequences that will arise when it does, or the harm to be undone by the spell.

In the jar, combine half of the pins with the salt.* Put the poppet inside on top of the pins, then pour the rest of the pins on top to form a loose cage. Whisper into the jar:

On your feet, it's time to dance; With the music, jump and prance.

Cap the jar and seal the lid tightly. Select a song with a good dancing beat and shake the jar to the beat for as long as you can. If you can make it through the whole song, do so; if not, shake for as long as you can. The idea is that as the poppet "dances," it is pierced by the pins in the jar.

Set the jar aside somewhere that it won't be disturbed. Whenever the target gives you trouble, take the jar out, turn on the music, and shake the poppet full of pins. If at any point you feel the target has learned their lesson, retrieve the poppet from the jar, take out any pins stuck into it, and remove the focus or dunk the poppet in saltwater overnight to neutralize the spell.

*Yes, I know that salt is generally used to protect, or to neutralize a spell. In this case, it's there to make the pinpricks hurt more. Feel free to substitute your favorite noxious herb or stinging spice if you don't wish to use salt in your jar.

-Adapted from The Sisters Grimmoire: Spells and Charms for Your Happily Ever After, (2nd ed) © 2017 Bree NicGarran

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[pop-culture-witchcraft]

Pop Culture Entity Info: Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　MEDIA:

Hazbin hotel

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　TYPE OF CHARACTER:

Recurring characters

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　EXPERIENCE LEVEL:

intermediate / experienced

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　DESCRIPTION:

He is an extraordinarily powerful fallen seraph angel, the reclusive and delightfully eccentric King and "ringleader" of Hell, the head and founder of the Seven Deadly Sins circus troupe, one of the many "children" of God, patriarch of the royal Magne family, the estranged husband of Lilith, and the father of Charlotte Magne. As the King of Hell and Sin of Pride, Lucifer is renowned for his showman-like persona, childish whimsy, and extravagant behavior. He presides over The Circus, the Pride Ring's royal capital circle.

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　DOMAINS:

Pride, Hell, creation, circus’, growth, free will, wisdom, theater,

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　EPITHETS:

Hells greatest dad, King and "ringleader" of Hell, Morning star, supreme Ringleader, overworld greeter, light bringer

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　THINGS TO WORK WITH THEM ON:

Family trauma, growth, working through your depression, inner child work, letting go of control, working on your ego, working on balance, learn to love yourself, letting go of toxic relationships and patterns, the hardships between indulgence and pleasure, having free will.

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　ASSOCIATIONS:

Color: red, yellow, black, white

Elements: fire (?)

Tarot Cards: devil, the star, the fool, justice, the sun

Food: pop corn, apples, Carmel apples

Herbs: —

Animals: ducks

Crystals: —

Incense: —

extra: mountains of caviar, carnival delicacies, carousels, rubber ducks

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　DEVOTIONAL ACTS:

working on self confidence, having charisma, Listening to music, drawing, researching type of ducks, giving him rubber ducks, watching the circus, create things, draw, go forward with your passions, having fun, standing up for others, spending time with family, play a instrument, practice acting, dancing, watching the film, make him a playlist, buy him toys, giving back to families, standing up for yourself, and going to festivals/ carnivals

⠀.⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ .　MORE INFO:

- Numbers: 18, 666

[straydelivery]

[growing-yet-into-magic]

"You can't magic away your mental illness and trauma" and "magic can be a great tool to help manage mental illness and trauma" are both true statements. This isn't a black or white issue. Something can be super helpful without being claimed to permanently cure you of suffering.

[viking-illustrator]

“You can’t drink water once and be hydrated forever”

“Water is a great tool to stay hydrated throughout your life”

[growing-yet-into-magic]

Excellent point!! To take your metaphor even farther, you cannot survive on water alone! In the same way you might balance your mental health with medication, rest, routine, magic, or even all four, you don’t take sustenance from only one source! There are many important parts of a mental health, and neglecting one for the sake of just pursuing magic means that you’re putting yourself in a pretty poor situation.

[coffee-fueled-weeb-witch]

I never post things like this, but I'm struggling so much right now with pain and I'm really reaching my limits of being able to deal with it. I've been physically disabled since birth with spinal muscular atrophy type II and spinal scoliosis. Several days ago my wheelchair broke down, it's an electric one, not push, and we tried contacting the company it's from, but they can't send anyone for repairs until the 20th, that's still 6 days away. I typically sleep in my chair because of how it recliners and after transferring back into it from going to the bathroom I usually have to move around a certain way to get myself comfortable and also positioned properly on the hoyer lift sling again for the next time I need moved, but because I haven't been able to I've hardly gotten any sleep this past week, my feet are swelling and in so much pain along with my knees and hips, I physically can't get in a bed without even worse pain, and I'm just at a loss feeling hopeless because even when someone does get here on the 20th if my chair can't be fixed that day I'm going to end up stuck like this longer because the company said all their loaner chairs are currently out to other people right now and I NEED to either be able to get back in my chair or one with at least similar functions because this is hurting and damaging my body so bad, and the toll it's taken on me mentally hasn't been great either. So I guess just... If anyone has any suggestions at all, please let me know.

[godlesssuggestions]

if anyone gets a message akin to “what do you think of the joy of satan website” do not go to that website and delete the message. the message varies just slightly blog to blog for people to believe it’s a real person suggesting a new religion, but those are bots and that website is home to a cult. stay safe out there.

[lemuel-apologist]

IK I just also reblogged this without comment, but I think it’s important to mention that it’s also straight-up Nazi shit. Just so you know.

[dragoncastings]

Spirit Work: Precautions

Spirit Work is not just working with ghosts, but includes that. Many different cultures believe all forms of life possess spirits including animals and plants. Some common examples of spirits are deities, ghosts, the fae, angels, demons, nymphs, and dragons, although there are countless more.

I’m not here to judge or say don’t do Spirit work, I also practice various forms of it. I simply made this post to bring to light some potentially essential aspects to practicing spirit work for any individual that desires it. As always, take what resonates, leave what doesn’t. Happy casting!

Spirit Work Precautions:

General Code II:

A spirit does not have to approach you for you to attempt to contact it. However, you can also always reject or end a partnership if you want it to stop, and so can they. Most spirits will understand and be respectful to you if you are back and honest and honorable.

General Code II:

Spirits can tell when you attempt to deceive them, or are being dishonorable towards them. Some spirits can become vengeful if you are absolutely and continuously rude toward them, or warn other spirits of your behavior.

General Code III:

For simplification, practitioners will often use possessive terms when referring to spirits. However, it is an unspoken collective understanding that we do not own them in anyway regardless of the spirit they are or how they present. Spirits are not pets, and you do not collect them. If anything, during a partnership they possess you.

General Code VI:

Be respectful to the spirits, inducing but not limited to dead, the death gods, and the graveyard guardians  Get permission from the groundskeepers and guardians and give an offering (i.e: cleaning trash or leaving coins) if you intend to take from a burial site.

Protection:

I believe you should always ward yourself and space, including the locking or sealing of mirrors. Another significantly helpful action is research and understand binding, banishing, and warding, and unbinding.

Common Spirit work Spells:

I high recommend you research and come to understand how to close and end spells, especially conjuring, invocations, or commutative forms of Divination, even before the anticipated closing.

Forming Bonds:

Establishing a connection with any spirit either through divination, veneration, offerings, prayers, and research should always be practiced before attempting to summon or work with a spirit.

Other Links:

Spirit Work: Classifications Spirit Work: Precautions Spirit Work: Communication Spirit Work: General Offerings

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing