nigey no-notes

nige, 30+, men are scary but I am men, he/him

[pinakotheca]

Scanned from 70s Japanese gay magazine

Buy books from me

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[theehorsepusssy]

what makes u THEE horse pussy and not just another horse pussy in the world?

My nickname is Horsepussy but Tumblr wouldn't let me use that name in like 1998 or whenever I started this. So the 1st Tumblr was TheHorsepussy til they kicked me off for porn or gore or something I don't remember. The second Tumblr was called TheeHorsepussy and it was like a million billion followers popular so that version of the name stuck after i was kicked off for gore or porn or some shit. This is like the eighth remake. I only post cat pics now cuz I was sick of getting kicked off.

[coffee-iv]

I feel like at this point I've applied for every job in the world except making VR training sims for Lockheed Martin and making AI chatbots for toddlers, both of which are real and the only job adverts left on linkedin. Let Me Make Video Games You Bastards

[isawken]

first day as a 17th century royal fool i try to wink at the king flirtatiously and my liege doesn’t even notice but his annoying ass vizier did and he thought i was winking at him so now i gotta pretend to give a fuck about political intrigue lest he poison me in my sleep

[isawken]

second day as a 17th century royal fool the vizier invited me to his library under the pretense of giving me feedback on my fart jokes but then he started talking about taxation or some similar shit so i zoned out and when he asked me a question i panicked and said yes to save face and now i think im in a coup

[isawken]

third day as a 17th century royal fool i was at the king’s side during a banquet when the vizier suddenly stood up and did this whole monologue about tyrants and then shouted at me to take action but i didn’t know what he wanted me to do so i just burped and now he’s getting dragged away by various guards and he is soooo mad at meeeeeeee

[clownimages]

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[swan2swan]

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

[gamerphonzy]

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[tsunflowers]

one of the best comics of all time honestly

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[yersidoll]

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[filthburger]

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[blackcatbone]

i'm always saying this