I Lost My Pants but Found Myself (sfw)

I'm a mom, drinker of large amounts of coffee, teller of stories, bringer of laughter, proud nerd, book-addict, fangirl-at-heart and lover-of-life! 🌴----------------------------🌴 (Blog title borrowed from the fanfic "Fatally Yours" and used with permission from it's author~IWriteNaked~)

[everythingfox]

Lounging trash panda

(via)

[gavalar1]

😂😂😂

[studentlifeproblems]

[coffeeaddictedfangirl]

I can hardly imagine something like this

[catchymemes]

Credit: @thelandofboggs

[poemswords]

[coffeeaddictedfangirl]

For real haha

[glowtinggg]

[emmanuelleriva]

La Collectionneuse (1967) dir. Éric Rohmer

[coffeeaddictedfangirl]

So calming 😍

[babyanimalgifs]

He’s smiling, oh my god

[anxietyproblem]

[squided]

year of derealizing things

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[omghotmemes]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[coffeeaddictedfangirl]

So so often

[anxietyproblem]

[thesassyducks]

Baby ducks swim time 🐥💦😍 

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[everythingfox]

Juniper

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

[schiwalker]

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

[starafterdeath]

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

[mrevaunit42]

Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

[peppermintfairy]

There’s another one!

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

I’ll always reblog these!

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

I LOVE THESE

[gentleman-often]

These are incredible …. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

[florial]