Serendipity

I do law things

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Annndddd there it is.

[thacisterhood-deactivated201911]

Sex is biology, like puberty. YOU NEED TO KNOW TF IF HAPPENING TO YOU SO YOU CAN HAVE THE OPTION TO BE RESPONSIBLE.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i hope your tired soul gets some rest for once

[pajamasecrets]

just watched The Good Place and now I can make this dank bipolar meme

[bloodylunes]

[mayangelsleadyouin]

me: nO I’M NoT mAniC

also me: i’m gonna dye my hair and get a new tattoo i can’t wait my appointments in 5 minutes

my therapist, looking into the camera: and did you think that through?

me: did i what now

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Munoz0702)

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[stayingwoke]

Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News.

Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash.

That “Try It” was everything.

[nope]

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

[gunzonyatmblr]

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

[homopower]

“Oh, my mouth? Thank you, your mouth got you 93 days.” #whatsgood ☕ 🐸 ☕ 🐸

[rallyforbernie]

This is what Republicans try to demonize for political gain. Think about it.

[cartnsncreal]

I thought by now I would be a millionaire or famous not depressed and fat

[amey-winehouse]

If this isn’t the story of my life smh

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[sarahsimplified]

When people on Facebook share posts about how republicans can’t be racist because look at all the good things they supported in the 1700s and 1800s like they didn’t go to school and learn that the party platforms switched in 1912….

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[and-the-stars-eternal-deactivat]

How can someone's back be this attractive 😍

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[runesandfaes]

This is fucking hilarious

[lexiewrites]

[bellaxiao]

what they said ^^^

[noctomania]

when a fucking dictionary comes for your misogyny