Literally every book fandom ever

Kotlc, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Divergent, The Lunar Chronicles, The Selection, Pjo and literally every book ever fangirl | Ask me for book recommendations | Hater of math OTPs: Sokeefe, Percebeth, Katpee, Soangelo, Fourtris, Maxerica, Chandelitz Pinterest: Blue_mallowmelt 🦉 Daughter of Athena and Ares ⚔️ 📖 INTJ 📖 💙 Slytherclaw 💚 💻District Three📱 ♐️Sagittarius ♐️ 👻 Shadowhunter 👻 🐈 Cat Patronus 🐈‍⬛ 🖤 Shade 🖤 📚 Erudite 📚 🦁 Narnian 🦁 🦾Cyborg🦿 🪄 Witch 🪄 🌙 Lunar🌙 ⭐️ Jedi ⭐️ ✝️Christian ✝️ 🎨Artist🎨 🚺Female🚺 🇺🇸American🇺🇸

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Keefe: Are you seeing anyone?

Sophie, blushing: no, why?

Keefe: I think a therapist would be good for you.

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some stuntman: I’ve almost died 14 times.

sophie: weak.

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Sophie: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Keefe: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Sophie: Absolutely not.

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Keefe: *Gets down on one knee* Tam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Keefe: *Falls over* Tam: The poison is kicking in.

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What artists the kotlc gang would listen to:

keefe: Britney Spears

fitz: idina menzel, all frozen songs

dex: queen

biana: Olivia rodrigo/ Taylor Swift

tam: AC/DC

linh: The Beach Boys

sophie: fucking all of them

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Sophie: when I die, I want my body to be donated to science.

except for my middle finger.

Send that to the council.

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Conner, lying on the floor: Alex... my only sister. I loved you, but now you’ve gone to their side? We promised to always stay by each other’s sides, remember? It’s never too late to come back. Please, please don’t do this. Please.

Bree: Woman up. She made her choice. Let her choose her path.

Arthur: It’s a dodgeball game...?

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Kotlc characters as kids from your preschool:

sophie: desperate for nap time

keefe: eats crayons

fitz: always gets the golden star sticker

dex: he‘s a year younger than everyone but should be in 7th grade

biana: every boy has a crush on her

linh: PUPPIES!!!

tam: that one kid you found out about in the last week of school even though you sat next to him all year

wylie: the mom toddler, is very mature and makes everyone hug after a fight.

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Roses are red

light blue is called cyan

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Nobody:

absolutely nobody:

keefe in the boys chat at 3 am:

🧢

🧠

👂🏻👁 👁👂🏻

👃🏻

👄

🧣

💪🏻 👕 💪🏻

👖

🦵🏻🦵🏻

👟👟

i WaNt SuM cHeEsE

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Keefe: *sneezes*

Grady: bless you

Keefe: what did you say?

Grady: i said bless you

Keefe: OMG GRADY GAVE ME HIS BLESSING LETS GET MARRIED SOPHIE

Sophie: YES LETS GET MARRIED

Grady: wait thats not what i meant-

Keefesassy:

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Fitz: *is in a crowd and can’t find Keefe* this calls for drastic measures

Fitz: *throws mr. snuggles in crowd*

Keefe: *holding up mr. snuggles* BEHOLD THE SNUGGLES!

Fitz: there you are

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The beginning of the battle of the labyrinth: a summary

percy: what if nico is the next child of the big three to turn 16 and what about that weird sword guy replacing mr. d and how will we get through the labyrinth

nico, casually raising the dead with coke and mcdonald’s: idk bro, grow through what you go through

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Tam: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.