The Princess Diaries starter sentences
160 starters
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‘read-more’ added for length
“Are you feeling confident?”
“_____! What are you doing?! Ugh, he’s such a show-off…”
“Somebody sat on me again.”
“What? You never saw two idiots exchange saliva before?”
“Please don’t crush my soy nuts.”
“Why would I joke about something like that?”
“Me? A princess? Shut up!”
“Why on earth would you pick me to be your princess?”
“My expectation in life is to be invisible, and I’m good at it.”
“In my wildest dreams I never expected this to happen.”
“Woah, woah. Just rewind and freeze.”
“I don’t want to be a princess!”
“Well, that went well, didn’t it?”
“I thought I was doing the right thing.”
“I mean, can you see me walking one step behind someone for the rest of my life?”
“We wanted to protect you.”
“I don’t feel protected.”
“You try living for [insert number] years thinking that you’re one person, and then in five minutes you find out you’re a princess.”
“You know what, just in case I’m not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!”
“You are so lucky you don’t know who your parents are.”
“I’ve never ridden in a limo… He admitted bitterly to himself, as he crossed to the open window and looked out at the bay, the fog looming like his pathetic life before him.”
“Even though it didn’t work out between us, I loved your son very much.”
“Well, as always, this is as good as it’s gonna get.”
“Oh, this is a nightmare. I’m going back to bed.”
“Families don’t do stuff like that to one another, okay?”
“_____, you can’t run from everything!”
“But the promise of tomorrow hung in the air.”
“_____, may I point out that no matter how many times you push it, it will go up and down the same way.”
“Did I miss something? Are we going to a wedding?”
“Is your mother dating an undertaker?”
“I guess she’s just trying to be nice to get me to like her.”
“And I’m on the verge of becoming a nut case, and my parents think I need an attitude adjustment.”
“Well, at least your dad’s still alive.”
“He fixes cars, he plays guitar, and he can sing. He is so hot!”
“Does your bad posture affect your hearing?”
“_____, I think it’s time for tea.”
“Tell me, how does my mother, or really, any person, for that matter, go into a parent-teacher conference and come out with a date?”
“He’s a real gentleman, and I haven’t met one of those in a long, long time.”
“I just can’t do anything right anymore, can I?”
“My hand-eye coordination is zero.”
“So, I was watching you earlier, and, um, you’re way tense, you know what I’m saying…”
“I’ve never put on pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous.”
“Now tell me, what kind of dancing do you do?”
“You’ve been wearing black too long.”
“Cute, _____, but a way to a girl’s heart is not treating her like a vending machine.”
“_____, watch him like a hawk.”
“I love your eyebrows. We’ll call them Frida and Kahlo.”
“If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, that child would have your eyebrows.”
“Why don’t we go and have a wonderful cup of tea?”
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